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[challenge entry] Are you sure thats candy?

yay me! Two comebacks and a terrible pun all in one pic!

From the Come-back TV challenge. See all 273 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 14:20, archived)
# I'd want a chemical analysis
done on those sweets before I ate one.

Woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 14:21, archived)
# They don't actually do much at all.
Just like the man himself. I mean: what was the point of Bez? What?
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 14:24, archived)
# Maraccas
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 14:24, archived)
# I have an image in my head of Tony Wilson saying
"The band's good, Shaun: but the sound... It needs maraccas..."
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 14:27, archived)
# I'll bet he never said that
to Joy Division
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 14:28, archived)
# I'm sure he did.
Ian Curtis took it quite badly, I hear.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 14:29, archived)
# apparently...
And Hooky gave him a good slapping when he suggested he should strap Morris Dancer bells to his ankles
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 14:31, archived)
# Well he'd hardly suggest it to anybody else in the band.
He's the only one that moves.
These days, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 14:33, archived)
# No
he said "I'll take all your money, ruin any decent bands you have in the future, and close The Hacienda too whilst Im at it"

The twat, I hate him.
(Marwood, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 14:30, archived)
# He speaks well of you.
www.b3ta.com/questions/dadjokes/post2819/
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 14:32, archived)
# Thats only
because he knows it will get on my nerves.
(Marwood, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 14:32, archived)
# Ah, Tony Wilson...
Anything for a reaction.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 14:34, archived)
# he just was
I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 14:24, archived)
# every band
needs great chemistry, and bez was a great chemist
/24hr party people
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 14:31, archived)
# Supergroup idea:
Shaun Ryder (vocals)
Bez (maracas)
Keith Richards (guitar)
Keith Moon (drums)*

* or Animal
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 14:33, archived)
# no bass.
how about a john paul jones thrown in for good measure.
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Sat 10 Jan 2004, 14:36, archived)
# Lemmy
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 14:39, archived)
# That was one of my nicknames at school.
Fuck knows why.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 14:48, archived)
# Did you have huge sideburns
and BFO warts all over your chin?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 14:57, archived)
# Yeah, but I couldn't play bass.
That's what puzzled me.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 15:07, archived)
# A second supergroup idea:
Bez (maracas)
Bez (maracas)
Bez (maracas)
Bez (maracas)

Go with me on this one. It's revolutionary, but it might work.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 14:36, archived)
# i think it could really take off.
we need to breed more bezs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Sat 10 Jan 2004, 14:39, archived)
# I suddenly feel quite ill.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 14:47, archived)
# Not Keith Moon or Animal
John Bonham is the drummer of the Gods
(Gene Starwind, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 15:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
*laughs like a loon*

There's no way that that cant have been done before, but I certainly havent see it!

You get my panowie of the day!
(Marwood, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 14:22, archived)
# very nice.
bez is a fucking legend. i want an animated version of pez-bez in action. animate it, animate it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Sat 10 Jan 2004, 14:23, archived)
# Can I agree with that whilst not withdrawing the post above?
After all, pointlessness has its own point.
Says he, pissing away his Saturday at b3ta.com.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 14:25, archived)
# bez put pointless on the map!
bless him and his maraccas.
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Sat 10 Jan 2004, 14:27, archived)
# re: edit
quite!
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Sat 10 Jan 2004, 14:30, archived)
# i was toying with the idea
the decision has been made. i'll start it in four minutes. i need a cuppa first.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 14:26, archived)
# HURRAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Sat 10 Jan 2004, 14:28, archived)