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[challenge entry] The celebrity comeback show
With Celebrities getting the chance for a top prize of their own new TV series...


From the Come-back TV challenge. See all 273 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 16:38, archived)
# Hehe!
Very tvgohome.com, I like it!

Woo!
(Marwood, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 16:39, archived)
# Just reading their
submition guidelines:

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vii. We run very few listings whose title is a weak and obvious pun on an existing show: i.e. Changing Wombs, Ainsley's Big Cock Out, Blind Rape, Scooby Poo, etc etc.

viii. Don't be tasteless without also being imaginative. Too many people suggest things like, say, a quiz show revolving around the anal violation of dead celebrities; potentially shocking but not actually funny. Try harder.
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I think these are brilliant ides, lets make them! :)0
(webtshirt.co.uk dr, jobbies, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 16:55, archived)
# hahaha
He never updates his site any more so I gave up.

Got the book for christmas though which is funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 16:58, archived)
# She should be lipposuctioned to death
so that all her internal organs are sucked out too.
Then it can all be pumped into Trinny & Slag's mouths to choke them to death.

That'd be Saturday night TV worth watching.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 16:43, archived)
# i think they should all be drowned in
badgers
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 16:45, archived)
# Wont somebody please think of the badgers!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 16:46, archived)
# think of the badgers satisfaction
at a job well done
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 16:47, archived)
# Good point
especially if they manage to shit in their eyes whilst they're at it.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 16:48, archived)
# pea-roast!
stop Badgering the witness!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sat 10 Jan 2004, 16:53, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 16:56, archived)
# I was quite happy today
what with getting a frontpage last night and everything, but now seeing that bloated excuse for a human has filled me with an indescribable rage.
AAAAAAAARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 16:46, archived)
# then hopefully
we'll see the last of them?

unless...
"this is UK's Most Haunted, on Living TV. And tonight, rather than celeb has-beens hosting the show, we have them as the stars...

"we're here at rocky cliff, where 3 years ago, Vanessa Feltz took part in a brand new reality TV show..."
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 16:43, archived)
# Don't be silly
She'd never fit in that portaloo

edit x1: oops.. forgot the yay.

edit x2: portaloo repost!

(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 16:45, archived)
# hmm
never thought of that

edit: portaloo reposts? think I have one somewhere



edit 2: that really wasn't worth it, I don't know why I bothered
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 16:46, archived)
# I recognise that bear
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 16:54, archived)
# i recognise that picture
wher I nicked the bear from

obviously
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 16:55, archived)
# It's the next
Doctor Who!
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 17:10, archived)
# he didnt lock it
woo!
('Andeh', Sat 10 Jan 2004, 16:49, archived)
# Yeah,
but he has a gun, so I'm certainly not going to barge in
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 16:50, archived)
# He went in for a wank
he gets off on the idea of someone walking in on him.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 16:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha
all done to the song "Close to Me" by The Cure.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 16:47, archived)
# Now that I *would* watch
What time next week?
(I helped save b3ta! valley, Sat 10 Jan 2004, 17:36, archived)