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# I'm about to order lunch if anybody's hungry ...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:37, archived)
# Can you get me a Kitten Tikka
and a couple of nan's please . .

Cheers & Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:39, archived)
# said dr. shipman to the waiter
"ooh i could murder a couple of nan's"

(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:40, archived)
# Ahh town of my birth
what a wonderful place.



And technicaly satan should be asking for a Dry white wine [pron. dri whie whine]
(Norfolk and chance, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 14:10, archived)
# i was
born near hull (i think)
and then i lived in Norfolk for a while. are we related?
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 14:33, archived)
# nan's what?
/pedant
toes? *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:41, archived)
# Goatse curry sounds nice.
(Errol, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:39, archived)
# I hear they flambe it
by your table*

* Not true for takeaway orders
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:42, archived)
# Do they deliver?
A bottle of Polar Beer with mine please
(yorksfatboy, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:40, archived)
# you bad,
bad person
(Errol, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:40, archived)
# No.
But they do do Krunchy Kitten Hearts
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:42, archived)
# Talking of goatse
I was surfing a picture gallery last night and came across this horrendous goatse. Warning! DO not look at this at work or if you are not sick minded, it will corrupt you. It did me.

Now I have your interest.... here is the address.... you have been warned.

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:40, archived)
# *eyes bleed*
*head caves in*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:41, archived)
# Why god.... WHY did I click on that
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:41, archived)
# I didn't
want to suffer alone with that image in my head.
(it was not a porn site either)
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:42, archived)
# So
WTF were you doing then?
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:44, archived)
# I would be more worried if it was from a porn site
what kind of porn site has that?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 14:13, archived)
# will I never learn
*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:43, archived)
# I think the term is
Using the Internet for Research Purposes...
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:44, archived)
# Goatse Curry! Noooooooooooooooo!!!!
How would you empty the bowl? *Bleurgh!*
Woo dat :)
(Xodiak Gangrene is at work :(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:48, archived)