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[challenge entry] Zombie you, Zombie me...

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(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Tue 17 Feb 2004, 16:24, archived)
# lovely
brain hole there
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 17 Feb 2004, 16:26, archived)
# Why thank you...
...but you'll have to buy me a drink first, at least ;)
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Tue 17 Feb 2004, 16:26, archived)
# oh
deary deary me.

*thinks about brain-hole sex*

*runs away screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 17 Feb 2004, 16:28, archived)
# I'm sure we could squeeze out a woo for that
(Dill misses all the old posters, Tue 17 Feb 2004, 16:28, archived)
# I got chocolate hobnobs.
Is that OK?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 17 Feb 2004, 16:30, archived)
# mmmmm hobnobs
good for dunking but you haven't been round to pour my tea and it's gone all cold
edit/ bet you're glad I took your head of that pic
(Dill misses all the old posters, Tue 17 Feb 2004, 16:31, archived)
# betcha the dog gets treated better than this
bet your all smoochy with him...........and after all we've been through you keep on torturing me..sigh
(Dill misses all the old posters, Tue 17 Feb 2004, 16:35, archived)
# no bloody excuse
I mean for jazuz sakes wumman he's english!!!
what happened to solidarity, that's how they keep us down you know, divide and conquer, he'll have you breeding little englanders next...you wait and see
(Dill misses all the old posters, Tue 17 Feb 2004, 16:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
I intend to have lots of English babies :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 17 Feb 2004, 16:40, archived)
# blasphemy I say
they stole all our spuds you know
(Dill misses all the old posters, Tue 17 Feb 2004, 16:41, archived)
# Yeah
but we didn't even have the wit to eat something else instead. Doh!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 17 Feb 2004, 16:44, archived)
# well that's about the end of it for you my girl
all that sensless murdering and exploding just so you can marry an englishman......you'll no be safe walking the streets of Norn Iron again
(Dill misses all the old posters, Tue 17 Feb 2004, 16:46, archived)
# Never mind your hob-nobs!
Where's my cunt*ng coffee?

*mutters darkly*

;@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 17 Feb 2004, 16:36, archived)
# here ya go :)
/hands over a coffee
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 17 Feb 2004, 16:37, archived)
# sluuuuuurp!
Aaaaaaaah, ta.

:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 17 Feb 2004, 16:39, archived)
# oh aye
you sort him out first then..huh
me and you's gonna fall out
(Dill misses all the old posters, Tue 17 Feb 2004, 16:39, archived)
# Oh, fer flip's sake!
/hands over another coffee
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 17 Feb 2004, 16:41, archived)
# that's better..................... starting to remember your place eh?
that dog's ruined you you know.............too bloody good for him you are
edit/ if I get too close to insulting let me know
(Dill misses all the old posters, Tue 17 Feb 2004, 16:42, archived)
# Must... look... away...
*collapses in smiling heap*
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Tue 17 Feb 2004, 16:30, archived)
# Those are my norks
Dill just shopped some bint's head on my body.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 17 Feb 2004, 16:32, archived)
# YEAH RIGHT
it's bloody good that you're back tha' knows
(Dill misses all the old posters, Tue 17 Feb 2004, 16:33, archived)
# *snigger*
norks!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 17 Feb 2004, 16:32, archived)
# one of my flatmates tried to murder my biromashes
but i managed to save them fr i shall post them when i find a fucking scanner
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 17 Feb 2004, 16:33, archived)
# I'm just trying to work out...
...what that black plastic thing is behind you!?!?! Keyboard? TV???

... and that's not your REAL hair, right?
(sbeck, Tue 17 Feb 2004, 16:35, archived)
# in which picture?
and yes it's my real hair
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 17 Feb 2004, 16:36, archived)
# The zombie picture
!
(sbeck, Tue 17 Feb 2004, 16:37, archived)
# i dont have one
please write reply to chap who made image
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 17 Feb 2004, 16:38, archived)
# it seems to be an enormous
organ........titter
(Dill misses all the old posters, Tue 17 Feb 2004, 16:36, archived)
# It was an electric organ
(stop sniggering at the back there)

And, yes, it was my real hair. Which is currently blue, but has been pretty much every colour it's been possible to obtain. :)
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Tue 17 Feb 2004, 16:40, archived)