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[challenge entry] the continued adventures of dodge and burn


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(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Tue 17 Feb 2004, 23:39, archived)
# Nicely dodged and burned!
TJ!

Free Kitten - Sydney, Aust

A friend of mine has recently been adopted by a stray kitten. White & orange, cute as kittens are, apparently house trained, no obvious faults or conditions, sex unknown. He already has two maltese terriers so doesn't really want a 3rd pet to feed or kennel when he goes on holidays. He fears if it stays much longer then his GF is going to start buying it toys. Can be delivered to most parts of Sydney metro.
Please email me via address in my profile.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 17 Feb 2004, 23:40, archived)
# "Can be delivered to most parts of Sydney metro"
You're going to break it up ?

Bung it in a padded envelope and post it to me in the UK, I'm forever providing a home for stray's :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 17 Feb 2004, 23:43, archived)
# I've had some interest
from a couple of providores of southeast asian cuisine so I figured that...

I'm sorry, so very sorry. I'm not going to continue along that line. No, the cat will only be delivered in a single, functioning unit to a single delivery address in Sydney metro.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 18 Feb 2004, 0:09, archived)
# Can you airmail it to the UK?
I want another cat. Mine seems to be malfunctioning. It keeps attacking me during the night.
*reads manual*
Oh. It's supposed to do that. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 17 Feb 2004, 23:47, archived)