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[challenge entry] Never one to miss a commercial endoresement....

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(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Wed 18 Feb 2004, 14:01, archived)
# wot?
for redex petrol additives?
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 18 Feb 2004, 14:03, archived)
# I saw her one about sofas last night
Total utter shit.

(woo to the pic wttp://)
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 18 Feb 2004, 14:03, archived)
# Arrgggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
her hands upside down.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Feb 2004, 14:03, archived)
# Yeah
....err.. that's cos she a zombie and it...er.... feel off. Yeah, that'll be why...
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Wed 18 Feb 2004, 14:04, archived)
# That's
a good 'un!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Wed 18 Feb 2004, 14:04, archived)
# Argh i Hate her!
but shes a bit more preferable as a zombie!

WOO!
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 18 Feb 2004, 14:04, archived)
# she might smell a bit when your trying to pop one in he chute.
and i'd say that oral was out of the question.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Feb 2004, 14:06, archived)
# Yeah but, at the expense of loosing your cock
At least she would fuck the shut up for a bit.

Note: Length of silence = length of todger
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Wed 18 Feb 2004, 14:13, archived)
# She can chew
on my frontal lobes any day of the week.

Sexually.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 18 Feb 2004, 14:04, archived)
# Arf!
Arfily.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 18 Feb 2004, 14:06, archived)
# What an
artfully arfed arf.
You are a master arffer. Do you have letters after your name?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 18 Feb 2004, 14:07, archived)
# Yes - BA. Bachelor of Arfs.
But I only did it so's I could pretend I'm in the A-Team. Arfology isn't all it's cracked up to be.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 18 Feb 2004, 14:11, archived)
# still would
*shame*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Feb 2004, 14:06, archived)