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[challenge entry] I'm not sure how or why this happened
but here's a Zombie Hitler paintmash. Flee from the undead wanker!

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(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 18 Feb 2004, 17:10, archived)
# he
wanks the undead?! the horror!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 18 Feb 2004, 17:12, archived)
# yes
he is a little tyke.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 18 Feb 2004, 17:12, archived)
# Why does he have a goatee?
Hitler didn't have a goatee, did he?

It's ultra-woo, regardless.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 18 Feb 2004, 17:12, archived)
# sposed to be a shadow
shading n shaping n stuff.
He could need a shave I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 18 Feb 2004, 17:13, archived)
# or some brains.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 18 Feb 2004, 17:14, archived)
# That looks like that guy, from that thing
you know? The one with the dog and the hammer in the suitcase and that bit with the train set and the old man going "weeee!" and then the children fall down and go "boom boom boom" before a teddy bear dressed as Santa Clause peers into the camera and scares the bejesus out of everyone and then mummy comes in and says "bad boy, you're not allowed to watch ITV, you know that" and sends you to your room where you get out your old copies of the Beano and pretend to be Roger the Dodger and then imagine a world where eveyone is happy and fun and ladies all wear miniskirts and knee-high boots.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 18 Feb 2004, 17:14, archived)
# right on man
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 18 Feb 2004, 17:16, archived)
# Are you wearing a miniskirt and knee-high boots?
If not, I decline to believe you.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 18 Feb 2004, 17:23, archived)
# Um...
no...but I am a lady *wafts lacy hanky*
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 18 Feb 2004, 17:27, archived)
# No. If you have a lacy hanky you are an homosexual.
Ladies don't have lacy hankies. Any fule kno that. They have functional pastel-coloured cotton ones.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 18 Feb 2004, 17:31, archived)
# Oh bugger.
Will you tell my husband or shall I?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 18 Feb 2004, 17:32, archived)
# He knows...
Why else do you think he married you? He's like that guy in that film with that woman from that film with that guy from New Kids on the Block and the guy who's the President in that TV programme with the guy who's the lead vampire in The Lost Boys.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 18 Feb 2004, 17:34, archived)