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Come place your bum on me.
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From the Household Implements of Doom! challenge. See all 157 entries (closed)
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uberphil,
Sun 25 Aug 2002, 9:22,
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justimagine if all your life was was having people sit on your face and crap down your throat. it'd be enough to make me lose the will to live
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Kroney,
Sun 25 Aug 2002, 9:32,
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which is why wild toilets are killedbefore they are sold to the public
( spacefish bong!,
Sun 25 Aug 2002, 9:37,
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I onceHad a run in with a wild toilet, lost half my bum cheek but they killed the toilet and got it backout again, just a nasty scar now.
( uberphil,
Sun 25 Aug 2002, 9:39,
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beingfrom surrey i am naturally dead posh. sometimes of a weekend we nip out of the estate and go wild-lav hunting. with my large calibre bog-rifle in hand and my sou'wester on at a jaunty angle i cut quite the figure as i cock a snoop at the peasantry.
( Kroney,
Sun 25 Aug 2002, 9:45,
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