Thanks to a new breeding technique, I'll make a fortune selling sandwiches
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Meet ELEHAM:
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( , Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:16, archived)
hahaha
eggsellent
Top Shopage
WOO
YAY
HOUPLA!
I'll have (NOT rolf) mayo on mine please!
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:19,
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Top Shopage
WOO
YAY
HOUPLA!
I'll have (NOT rolf) mayo on mine please!
was my grandad brill?
god blesss 'im...
He noticed his coalfire was low so he plodded into the garden in his slipper and grabbed a shovel-full of coal. He then plodded back inside, up the stairs and poured the coal in the toilet. He never ever explained why he did that... He took the secret to his grave (The wise bugger)!
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:19,
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He noticed his coalfire was low so he plodded into the garden in his slipper and grabbed a shovel-full of coal. He then plodded back inside, up the stairs and poured the coal in the toilet. He never ever explained why he did that... He took the secret to his grave (The wise bugger)!
The thing is...
he hadn't or didn't have (or ever have) alzheimers... He was dead clever y'see and when my nan was ranting at him he would deliberately turn his hearing aid down and play deaf to her utmost frustration....
a genius mind...
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:22,
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a genius mind...
What your probaly wondering is...
where did the coal in the guarden come from !!
Sneeky devil.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 5:02,
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Sneeky devil.
lovely.
did you know that Kentucky Fried Chicken had to change their name to KFC 'coz they don't use chicken but rather a genetically altered creature called a centichicken (a chicken centipede hybrid with 100 legs, 50 breasts and no head)?
's true.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:22,
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's true.
S'not.
They have started advertising as "Kitchen Fresh Chicken", lately.
/edit: www.snopes.com/horrors/food/kfc.htm
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:24,
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/edit: www.snopes.com/horrors/food/kfc.htm
hmmmm
i'm sure i heard that as an urban myth.... don't know how true that is... but it's still a beautiful image (in the name of consumerism)....
sick...
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:24,
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sick...
i think the urban myth was chicken / turkey hybrid
but what fun is that?
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:27,
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I wish I met a woman like that.
The real reason is:
They didn't like the word "fried", so there.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:26,
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They didn't like the word "fried", so there.
50 breasts
and no head?
to me, that sounds like being married to 25 women... the only oral sex, of course, would be when they'd pass me in the hall and scream "F*CK YOU!"
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:48,
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to me, that sounds like being married to 25 women... the only oral sex, of course, would be when they'd pass me in the hall and scream "F*CK YOU!"