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[challenge entry] Please, I beg of you to help a poor misguided novice....
I've been lurking around for ages and finally come up with an idea I think worthy of you great people. I have even managed, through much sweat, toil, and swearing at MSPaint, to convert this idea to reality.

I have even(!!!!) managed to get this picture onto a page what I have put up using my lovely virgin.net free space.

I therefore hope that the following will (work, and) meet your approval!



/edit woooohooooo!!

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(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:36, archived)
# hehe!
dennis popper
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:37, archived)
# Welcome aboard soldier! :)
Now drop, and give me twenty!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:37, archived)
# has 'tother place'
fallen over? Or is it just being mean to me?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:40, archived)
# *THUD*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:41, archived)
# is that *THUD* you or it?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:44, archived)
# Worryingly,
both.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:49, archived)
# I was wondering that.
Hence my appearance here for a change.

I quite like it, actually. It's got the 'old, comfy slippers' feeling.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:42, archived)
# I concur, but I drop in fairly frequently.
The addition of the FAQ lnk while fosting confuddled me for a while. It's now 3 tabs then enter.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:44, archived)
# fosting still confuddles me
;)
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:45, archived)
# I refuse to correct my typos
on the grounds that it may intimidate me.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:46, archived)
# It's like fisting
but different.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:46, archived)
# Less painful for a start.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:48, archived)
# Have you turned into SSG or is this just a welsh obsession?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:48, archived)
# SSG isn't Welsh
he just pretends to be.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:49, archived)
# pah, he lives there, that's good
enough for me
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:52, archived)
# *gets out pipe*

*basks*
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:44, archived)
# 1. thats a nice picture
2. welcome to b3ta
3. happy hunting
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:38, archived)
# popper's nothing :p
i did have other things up for their names but i decided to behave....
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:39, archived)
# wrong reply but you'll learn :P
Sandra's Bollocks per chance?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:39, archived)
# are made of steel
or, failing that, some sort of alloy
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:40, archived)
# Steel is an alloy.
/failed metallurgy student
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:41, archived)
# yep an alloy of iron ore
/succeeding civil engineer student
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:42, archived)
# i stand corrected



/awaits "i stand on two legs" reply...
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:42, archived)
# i would stand
but it's much easier to type whilst sitting down
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:43, archived)
# ne'er a truer word spoken
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:44, archived)
# Copper, Iron
and some other random stuff like Manganese innit?
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:43, archived)
# Very much depends on the type of steel
It's a big subject, y'know.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:45, archived)
# Indeedy
otherwise all steel would be the same, and that would be some kind of crazy topsy turvy world.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:46, archived)
# it would
buildings'd be floppy, cutlery would be dull,
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:47, archived)
# you know the rainham steel
adverts you see in crappy UEFA Cup matches...

well, that's my home town...

pointless claim to some kind of fame
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:47, archived)
# I still would.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:41, archived)
# yeah, but we all know you're deperate
;)
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:42, archived)
# *thrusts hair at MizEmma*
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:44, archived)
# phwoooor
*grabs hair and rubs it all over norks chest floor*
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:50, archived)
# I've just tried grasping my hair
and it can't be done.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:53, archived)
# even better :)
btw, 'tother place' is back up
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:56, archived)
# which hair
would that be then?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:52, archived)
# blimey...
you just made a slightly alarming image even scarier :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:59, archived)
# here here!
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:43, archived)
# maybes
in Demolition Man yes, in 28 Days definitely not.
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:44, archived)
# actually, it was something else about 'keanu'
but it wasn't nice...
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:42, archived)
# You'll get nowhere
with an attitude like that sonny ;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:40, archived)
# Well
That's crap isn't it?

Only joking! Nice one, woo and yays all round.

Kitten, Pull up a welcome, shop a leave, you'll never chair!
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:38, archived)
# did you get your picture
that i are maded for you
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:38, archived)
# I did indeedy
and emaileded you a very lovely reply cos it's ace! The email said:

Wow, that's really really cool. Ta very much!
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:40, archived)
# oh yes
sorry memory like a sieve with holes in
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:41, archived)
# Very useful contraptions
I used one for my supper. Unfortunately I got it mixed up with the toaster. Doh!
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:44, archived)
# It's the fast way of playground games.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:39, archived)
# it's be interesting to see a kid stop for too long
BOOOOOOM!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:40, archived)
# Only the cool kids play it
It's like sniffing deodorant...
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:40, archived)
# how you managed that with paint
stumps me.

welcome etc
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:40, archived)
# don't have photoshop etc.,..so
bleedin' hard work and steady-handed cut and pasteage mostly... must be easier with other tools...
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:45, archived)
# i use a head dobber
*cough* kaz a a or bearshare *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:49, archived)
# and that would be brill!!
fantastico!

woo, welcome to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:41, archived)
# that's an extremely woosome
first post.
welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:42, archived)
# hurrah!
fab... welcome to b3ta... :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:43, archived)
# hello missus,
come join us old timers by the fire and warm a barrel of brandy :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:46, archived)
# hello there...
i've been mooching about all evening bar the last hour or two... pop back and all the oldies are about... huzzah :D
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:48, archived)
# Whoupla!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:50, archived)
# woupla indeed, I'm
approaching 17000 posts, though I know that's not interesting any more. Still, been away from here for so long I might be arsed to knock summat up.

Oh, hello ossifer. No, I haven't had a cunt all evening, drinkstable.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:54, archived)
# I'm limping painfully towards 19,000 I think.
I will definitely do something for that.

Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:56, archived)
# lies, all lies
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 1:00, archived)
# hehe...
i did something for 1000 and that was it... i'm not very good at paying attention to such things...
edit: crikey... i've passed 6000...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 1:00, archived)
# woo etc
welcome, pull up a yadda yadda yadda
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 0:43, archived)