she should of listened to Mum
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( , Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:40, archived)
'never fall asleep in Japanese restaraunts'
PICTURE OF AN ASIAN WOMAN DROWNING IN CUM!
Edit: Happy now?
Please note: this IS safe for work - simulated semen only
PICTURE OF AN ASIAN WOMAN DROWNING IN CUM!
Edit: Happy now?
Please note: this IS safe for work - simulated semen only
From the Whoah! That wasn't there before I went to bed! challenge. See all 314 entries (closed)
( , Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:40, archived)
Eww...
I'm going to fuck off and watch Donnie Darko now, I'll be back later to attempt the new challenge.
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Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:42,
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I've already seen it
But I was drunk, so it didn't make sense. I picked up the DVD for the scandalous price of £6 in Smiths t'other day, giving it to a friend for birthday tomorrow, so I want to see it again and make sense of it!
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Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:44,
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Make sure you watch the Easter Egg too.
And visit the official website. Lots of extra goodies.
( ,
Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:45,
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How do you get to the egg?
I've got plenty of time, nothing to do till band practice, so I'll check it all out later
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Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:55,
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If it's the cheap £6 one
it probably doesn't have any extras as they recently released the cheap version sans extras
( ,
Fri 26 Mar 2004, 11:05,
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If it's a present then
you can't watch it! Unless you wrap it in cellophane again I suppose...
( ,
Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:45,
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It still wont make sense mate
Mind Piss, pure and evil MINDPISS!
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Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:46,
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it might not make sense sober.....
i had to read a thing on the intermeweb to explain it
/both thick and a nerd
( ,
Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:46,
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/both thick and a nerd
Being awake and sober
is no guarantee that you'll understand Donnie Darko...
( ,
Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:46,
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I watch it
think I understand it. Then watch it again and go "Hang on...."
( ,
Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:47,
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I watched
the Director's Commentary and decided that I disagree with him on a number of points. So what if he also wrote the bloody thing..!
( ,
Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:55,
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i understood it
but i've read way too much sci fi, so paradoxical time loops don't faze me...
( ,
Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:54,
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Its better to regret something you have done
than something you havent done,
and if you see your mother this weekend, be sure to tell her...
( ,
Fri 26 Mar 2004, 11:04,
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and if you see your mother this weekend, be sure to tell her...
Simulated or no,
I'm wondering if the average office boss can tell the difference at medium range....
( ,
Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:43,
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probably
i have found the average office boss to be quite the wanker
( ,
Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:44,
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Good point well made
I've already had a close call once with a Goatse image eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
( ,
Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:45,
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simulation
doesn't make it SFW
it's appearances that count
better link it before the pitchfork-wielding mob come calling
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Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:44,
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it's appearances that count
better link it before the pitchfork-wielding mob come calling
I prefer to live a lot than a little
which is why I prefer to keep my grossly overpaid job
( ,
Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:49,
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oh to be overpaid!
but then again i pay myself (in theory)...just need a customer...any day now
(i actally got an email enquiry yesterday!)
( ,
Fri 26 Mar 2004, 11:01,
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(i actally got an email enquiry yesterday!)
which means a lot of work people tuned in
so please to be linking? it's a pain in the arse trying to scroll superfast past something like that, or having to wait till it drops off the board.
cheers!
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Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:49,
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cheers!
That woman
is over eighty years old. I wonder how she keeps her skin so young-looking.
( ,
Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:44,
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Really?
Simulated you say? I'm sure even horses and whales don't produce quite that much.
( ,
Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:45,
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Yeah,
I was looking for the link but can't find it, it is quite a few pages back.
( ,
Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:47,
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I think the original...
...thread was deleted.
As I was saying 'I was that horse' etc. etc.
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Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:50,
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As I was saying 'I was that horse' etc. etc.
Hmm...
...marginally less exciting that my own low expectations lead me to believe.
[edit]
Or expectorations (in a strange genital sense - just to keep on-topic).
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Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:57,
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Or expectorations (in a strange genital sense - just to keep on-topic).
i know that, you know that
but if the boss walks past and sees it on your screen, is s/he going to know that?
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Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:45,
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Obviously
"Mum" had plenty of past experience of being gush-ejaculated on in restaurants...
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Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:46,
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