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It's Friday and it's time to photoshop a frog.
And this time, the winner will get something special.... The image they make will be placed upon a T-Shirt and sent to them.
rob,
Fri 26 Oct 2001, 4:48,
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are animated gifsgoing to be holograms - that'll cost you a fortune.
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Fri 26 Oct 2001, 4:50,
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Yes. That's correct.And flash movies will be rendered in solid gold.
or... a still grabbed and sent to www.personalprint.com/home/pp.asp
(or... a still grabbed and sent to www.personalprint.com/home/pp.asp
rob,
Fri 26 Oct 2001, 5:00,
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have you had a t-shirt from them?Are they any good?
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PeterSeychelles,
Fri 26 Oct 2001, 6:00,
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er.. only a mug.haven't tried the t-shirts yet. thought we'd use them... as they are UK based - and unlike cafrepress you don't have to pay about $20 shipping - and import tax.
Also they make umbrellas. Maybe we should send a B3ta umbrella?
(Also they make umbrellas. Maybe we should send a B3ta umbrella?
rob,
Fri 26 Oct 2001, 6:05,
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bollocks. they don't do umbrellasthought they did. but they don't.
Although a Babygrow might be nice.
(Although a Babygrow might be nice.
rob,
Fri 26 Oct 2001, 6:07,
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of all the things...I would never've expected that.
Nice ice cubes. Can i have one for my head? It hurts.
(Nice ice cubes. Can i have one for my head? It hurts.
pep,
Fri 26 Oct 2001, 5:21,
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I'm sure it's not patch on the cocktail frogWhich is hideous. Anyway, when everyone else has a bit of a drink on, it doesn't matter one bit.
( AndyK,
Fri 26 Oct 2001, 5:37,
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d'you think the frog is hideous?arse.
The whole new look I was working goes out the window. Again.
(The whole new look I was working goes out the window. Again.
pep,
Fri 26 Oct 2001, 6:55,
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i imagine if people kissed thatthen they'd pull a face like they're sucking on a lemon and it'd feel ugly.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Fri 26 Oct 2001, 5:22,
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That is because it is FridayOn Monday, I'm God of small bits of chewing gum on the pavement,
Wednesdays, I get to oversee those labels they stick on fruit so they can employee lobotomised monkeys to operate the tills,
Thursdays I'm God of wheelnuts.
Tuesday is my day off.
(Wednesdays, I get to oversee those labels they stick on fruit so they can employee lobotomised monkeys to operate the tills,
Thursdays I'm God of wheelnuts.
Tuesday is my day off.
chthonic,
Fri 26 Oct 2001, 7:32,
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It's such a sad, sad story.Drooling frog dreams of being a cowboy. Drooling frog can never be a cowboy. It's the sad story of the drooling frog.
( izb posting occasional messages since 2001,
Fri 26 Oct 2001, 5:55,
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yeh! wanking gag!repect.
and he's got the biggest shlong in showbiz.
my theory? Liam G wrote the "Little Jim" tune to poor cold water on this story.
(and he's got the biggest shlong in showbiz.
my theory? Liam G wrote the "Little Jim" tune to poor cold water on this story.
rob,
Fri 26 Oct 2001, 6:09,
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Apparently, his name is 'Chesney'A picture search for the name 'Chesney' seems to return mostly cowboys. I don't know why.
( izb posting occasional messages since 2001,
Fri 26 Oct 2001, 7:11,
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That woman is a cowboyShe did some cheap building work for me, and it was rubbish i swear.
( pep,
Fri 26 Oct 2001, 7:32,
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His arms keep missingbecause they are so short
I'd buy this album I tell you.
Note the 15 degree tilt to increase sales.
(I'd buy this album I tell you.
Note the 15 degree tilt to increase sales.
chthonic,
Fri 26 Oct 2001, 6:23,
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That is wonderfulLooks like the intro to 3rd rock from the sun
( chthonic,
Fri 26 Oct 2001, 7:29,
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and who said evolution was rubbish?can't you see that humans evolved from lions?
( AndyK,
Fri 26 Oct 2001, 8:59,
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What I really like about thatis the way the ears became furry eyebrows.
At almost 35 degrees, I think he is being rather too friendly
thank god he isn't winking at us.
(At almost 35 degrees, I think he is being rather too friendly
thank god he isn't winking at us.
chthonic,
Fri 26 Oct 2001, 8:59,
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a quick photoshoppedfrog picture done by my friend ozy.
i like it
(,
Fri 26 Oct 2001, 8:45,
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i like it
sweet lord,i might as well just have that put on my business card.
(,
Fri 26 Oct 2001, 8:48,
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oh my god.that's just great. I'm sure I saw him at Tottenham Court Road recently.
( AndyK,
Fri 26 Oct 2001, 9:12,
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new frog (via Dr Brian J Trout)This is my friend Vix's frog.
She describes it as a dodgy mexican frog. I think it might just be ill.
(She describes it as a dodgy mexican frog. I think it might just be ill.
rob,
Fri 26 Oct 2001, 9:34,
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another frogfrom my friend ozy
Fantastic!!!!
Note the shark in his mouth.
(,
Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:20,
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Fantastic!!!!
Note the shark in his mouth.
mercy...looks kinda like Tony Blair, still the slight tilt of the head, does make me warm to him.
(,
Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:37,
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hmmm. I like the tilt too,but it seems to be going in a clockwise direction, rather than anti.
that almost makes it sinister
(,
Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:39,
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that almost makes it sinister
Those ears...Did he nab them off that little troll in Freaked?
(,
Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:50,
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I am the fairest queen.Another dismal effort from me.
I like the Mehican frog & the "gimme a kiss" teethy one best. Cocktail frog's quite pretty too.
(,
Fri 26 Oct 2001, 14:22,
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I like the Mehican frog & the "gimme a kiss" teethy one best. Cocktail frog's quite pretty too.
but when you kiss him, what can he turn into?he's so umm... handsome already. I think i love him.
( pep,
Fri 26 Oct 2001, 18:27,
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SulErrrm, not too sure which version I prefer, this one or the original... does Frog Dennis actually have game show hosting talent?
(,
Sat 27 Oct 2001, 5:16,
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Oh probablyHe can breath through his skin and put into a state of suspended animation through freezing, as well as doing impersonations of Frank Spencer. So that's got to be useful for something.
( nicey,
Sat 27 Oct 2001, 12:04,
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This'll teach emDrag me into work at 7am on a saturday and expect me to work... pah!
silly, silly managment :-)
(,
Sat 27 Oct 2001, 4:25,
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silly, silly managment :-)
WOW!That is just.... i dunno... i don't think there's a word that does it justice.
Amazing. Brilliant. Fantastic. etc etc etc
(Amazing. Brilliant. Fantastic. etc etc etc
crab_bloke),
Sat 27 Oct 2001, 5:28,
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ThankyouBut you should really thank the tosser that made me come into work today, without whome this would not be possible.
(,
Sat 27 Oct 2001, 7:43,
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sniffits so beautiful....i wonder is the dead frogs could watch it from their cloudy paridise.....
(,
Sat 27 Oct 2001, 12:59,
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yes, this is the first thing i thought of...
(can someone tell me why this isn't showing up?)
anyway, here's the link.
God No!Is that... David Copperfield? oh thank fuck! Its not. phew.
(,
Sat 27 Oct 2001, 8:01,
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It's a Reservior Dogs guy.I was going to do a pun on Reservoir Dogs, but I got distracted...
(
spacefish bong!,
Sat 27 Oct 2001, 9:28,
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wait, they're not stars, they'reflys
( automatton52 Grumpy old goth,
Sun 28 Oct 2001, 13:03,
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hmmmlooks a bit like acid-dazed gonzo hack Hunter S. Thompson, scarily so in fact.
(,
Mon 29 Oct 2001, 8:55,
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Agreed.Add bats, guns and Richard Nixon and you're pretty much there...
( mrbrong,
Mon 29 Oct 2001, 9:03,
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Ralph Steadmanalways puts the cigarette holder in Hunters mouth, wheres the cigarette holder?
(,
Wed 7 Nov 2001, 20:15,
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He now looks...big and hard and clever. It's amazing what chewing a rodent can do for your street cred.
( spacefish bong!,
Mon 29 Oct 2001, 12:28,
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With friends like these...Better late than never, I thought the colour scheme looked familiar...
(,
Mon 29 Oct 2001, 11:15,
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GoshDo you think if Pinochet had looked like that,
Thatcher would still have had tea with him?
(Thatcher would still have had tea with him?
chthonic,
Mon 29 Oct 2001, 11:36,
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That's exactly the point-How could she not, given the angle of the hat?
(,
Mon 29 Oct 2001, 11:46,
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The years of partying had taken their toll.
Geoffery is a mini-cab driver in Staines. Bungle runs small pub in the West Midlands, George has a late night gay chat show on satellite. And Zippy ?Way too many drugs.
years ago,i worked with Geoffry in a Sainsburys, people used to play the Rainbow music over the tannoy, he wasnt a happy man.
(,
Tue 30 Oct 2001, 4:49,
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is that true?did you really work with him? Did you work ith Elvis in a chippie too?
( pep,
Tue 30 Oct 2001, 11:25,
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Good stuffNice picture. My favourite food colouring is Anatto, is that anything to do with you?
( nicey,
Tue 30 Oct 2001, 7:04,
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Food colouring ?Related to body parts rather than food colouring. It was my name displayed on news posts when I worked in Anatomy. [you can of course get some quite interesting colours out of body bits, but I dont think you want to know that.]
(,
Tue 30 Oct 2001, 7:48,
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The years of partying had taken their toll.
Geoffery is a mini-cab driver in Staines. Bungle runs small pub in the West Midlands, George has a late night gay chat show on satellite. And Zippy ?Way too many drugs.
