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[challenge entry] It's Friday and it's time to photoshop a frog.


And this time, the winner will get something special.... The image they make will be placed upon a T-Shirt and sent to them.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 4:48, archived)
# are animated gifs
going to be holograms - that'll cost you a fortune.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 4:50, archived)
# Yes. That's correct.
And flash movies will be rendered in solid gold.

or... a still grabbed and sent to www.personalprint.com/home/pp.asp
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 5:00, archived)
# have you had a t-shirt from them?
Are they any good?
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 6:00, archived)
# er.. only a mug.
haven't tried the t-shirts yet. thought we'd use them... as they are UK based - and unlike cafrepress you don't have to pay about $20 shipping - and import tax.

Also they make umbrellas. Maybe we should send a B3ta umbrella?
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 6:05, archived)
# bollocks. they don't do umbrellas
thought they did. but they don't.

Although a Babygrow might be nice.

(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 6:07, archived)
[challenge entry] it's....
...cocktail frog. Every house should have one.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 5:11, archived)
# of all the things...
I would never've expected that.
Nice ice cubes. Can i have one for my head? It hurts.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 5:21, archived)
# pep was on the juice last night
i've never seen pep drunk
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 5:26, archived)
# just as well really
it's ugly.
It really is.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 5:36, archived)
# I'm sure it's not patch on the cocktail frog
Which is hideous. Anyway, when everyone else has a bit of a drink on, it doesn't matter one bit.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 5:37, archived)
# d'you think the frog is hideous?
arse.
The whole new look I was working goes out the window. Again.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 6:55, archived)
# i imagine if people kissed that
then they'd pull a face like they're sucking on a lemon and it'd feel ugly.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 5:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Give us a kiss and I'll turn into a prince


honest...
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 5:40, archived)
# mother
is that you?
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 5:46, archived)
# Chthonic...
when did you turn into Photoshop god?
He rocks!
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 6:59, archived)
# That is because it is Friday
On Monday, I'm God of small bits of chewing gum on the pavement,
Wednesdays, I get to oversee those labels they stick on fruit so they can employee lobotomised monkeys to operate the tills,
Thursdays I'm God of wheelnuts.

Tuesday is my day off.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 7:32, archived)
[challenge entry] It's such a sad, sad story.
Drooling frog dreams of being a cowboy. Drooling frog can never be a cowboy. It's the sad story of the drooling frog.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 5:55, archived)
# is that jim kerr?
"the frog that wanted to be jim kerr?"
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 6:02, archived)
# isn't jim kerr's real first name Juan?
(yes, it's friday)
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 6:03, archived)
# yeh! wanking gag!
repect.

and he's got the biggest shlong in showbiz.

my theory? Liam G wrote the "Little Jim" tune to poor cold water on this story.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 6:09, archived)
# Apparently, his name is 'Chesney'
A picture search for the name 'Chesney' seems to return mostly cowboys. I don't know why.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 7:11, archived)
# apart from this woman...
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 7:13, archived)
# That woman is a cowboy
She did some cheap building work for me, and it was rubbish i swear.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 7:32, archived)
# i thought the hat might have been a giveaway
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 8:32, archived)
[challenge entry] His arms keep missing
because they are so short



I'd buy this album I tell you.
Note the 15 degree tilt to increase sales.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 6:23, archived)
[challenge entry] don't know why,
but that made me think of this:
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 6:43, archived)
# A giant banana skin is attacking my planet!
Shit!
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 6:53, archived)
# That is wonderful
Looks like the intro to 3rd rock from the sun
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 7:29, archived)
[challenge entry] here's one for halloween
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 8:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Lion Frog Cub
The scourge of the Savannah
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 8:45, archived)
[challenge entry] and who said evolution was rubbish?
can't you see that humans evolved from lions?
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 8:59, archived)
# What I really like about that
is the way the ears became furry eyebrows.

At almost 35 degrees, I think he is being rather too friendly
thank god he isn't winking at us.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 8:59, archived)
[challenge entry] a quick photoshopped
frog picture done by my friend ozy.



i like it
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 8:45, archived)
# sweet lord,
i might as well just have that put on my business card.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 8:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Mouth Eye Frog
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 9:05, archived)
# oh my god.
that's just great. I'm sure I saw him at Tottenham Court Road recently.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 9:12, archived)
[challenge entry] I am evil
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 9:18, archived)
[challenge entry] new frog (via Dr Brian J Trout)
This is my friend Vix's frog.

She describes it as a dodgy mexican frog. I think it might just be ill.



(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 9:34, archived)
[challenge entry] another frog
from my friend ozy



Fantastic!!!!

Note the shark in his mouth.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry] another one from ozy...
the best so far!


(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:34, archived)
# he got the ears from
this picture...

(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:35, archived)
# mercy...
looks kinda like Tony Blair, still the slight tilt of the head, does make me warm to him.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:37, archived)
# hmmm. I like the tilt too,
but it seems to be going in a clockwise direction, rather than anti.

that almost makes it sinister
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:39, archived)
# Winner
Give ozy the T-shirt!
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:41, archived)
# Those ears...
Did he nab them off that little troll in Freaked?
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:50, archived)
# I am the fairest queen.
Another dismal effort from me.


I like the Mehican frog & the "gimme a kiss" teethy one best. Cocktail frog's quite pretty too.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 14:22, archived)
# Even worse.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Im new to this
Me & Mr Toothbrush
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 15:44, archived)
# new? Never!
that's beautiful! MORE!
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 16:32, archived)
# ur fucked ste
ur fucked ste
(, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 6:56, archived)
# lol
XX Porn removed XX
(, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 15:49, archived)
# PIC
hummmmm I dont see the FROG ...do you ? tell me !
(, Sun 28 Oct 2001, 18:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Frog...
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 16:35, archived)
# but she's so pretty!
.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 17:54, archived)
[challenge entry] sexy
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 18:14, archived)
# but when you kiss him, what can he turn into?
he's so umm... handsome already. I think i love him.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 18:27, archived)
[challenge entry] sexy
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 18:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Umm, sorry
sorry
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 18:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Special Late night hello to Frog Dennis
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 19:10, archived)
# Sul
Errrm, not too sure which version I prefer, this one or the original... does Frog Dennis actually have game show hosting talent?
(, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 5:16, archived)
# Oh probably
He can breath through his skin and put into a state of suspended animation through freezing, as well as doing impersonations of Frank Spencer. So that's got to be useful for something.
(, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 12:04, archived)
# Right
Someone get onto ITV and get this man hired!
(, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 13:18, archived)
# Yeah!
It's like looking in a mirror.
(, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 5:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Ahhhhh...
(, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] This'll teach em
Drag me into work at 7am on a saturday and expect me to work... pah!

spacefrog (72k image)

silly, silly managment :-)
(, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 4:25, archived)
# WOW!
That is just.... i dunno... i don't think there's a word that does it justice.

Amazing. Brilliant. Fantastic. etc etc etc
(, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 5:28, archived)
# supreme
*burp*
(, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 6:48, archived)
# you da man
I just got up - morning
(, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 7:09, archived)
# Thankyou
But you should really thank the tosser that made me come into work today, without whome this would not be possible.
(, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 7:43, archived)
# sniff
its so beautiful....i wonder is the dead frogs could watch it from their cloudy paridise.....
(, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 12:59, archived)
# Bloody
brilliant
(, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 13:38, archived)
# gawd - that's very good
can anybody beat this masterpiece?
(, Sun 28 Oct 2001, 9:49, archived)
# yes, this is the first thing i thought of...

(can someone tell me why this isn't showing up?)

anyway, here's the link.
(, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 6:10, archived)
# aha, finally an infected vagina
(, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a kind of magic!
A pretty crap kind...
(, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 7:53, archived)
# God No!
Is that... David Copperfield? oh thank fuck! Its not. phew.
(, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 8:01, archived)
# It's a Reservior Dogs guy.
I was going to do a pun on Reservoir Dogs, but I got distracted...
(, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 9:28, archived)
[challenge entry] The New Weapon against the Taliban


...it's a battle frog.
(, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 11:20, archived)
# That truly is
just amazing, where can I get one? I want one!
(, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 12:31, archived)
[challenge entry] ding ding da ding! ding ding da ding!
(, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 8:35, archived)
[challenge entry] wait, they're not stars, they're
flys
(, Sun 28 Oct 2001, 13:03, archived)
# Nice
She looks so much better now.
(, Sun 28 Oct 2001, 14:07, archived)
# yeah
i prefer my divas webbed
(, Sun 28 Oct 2001, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] cats like frog with mouse

and that's true!
(, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 3:37, archived)
# hmmm
looks a bit like acid-dazed gonzo hack Hunter S. Thompson, scarily so in fact.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 8:55, archived)
# Agreed.
Add bats, guns and Richard Nixon and you're pretty much there...
(, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 9:03, archived)
# Ralph Steadman
always puts the cigarette holder in Hunters mouth, wheres the cigarette holder?
(, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 20:15, archived)
# He now looks...
big and hard and clever. It's amazing what chewing a rodent can do for your street cred.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] With friends like these...
Better late than never, I thought the colour scheme looked familiar...

(, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 11:15, archived)
# Gosh
Do you think if Pinochet had looked like that,
Thatcher would still have had tea with him?
(, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 11:36, archived)
# That's exactly the point-
How could she not, given the angle of the hat?
(, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry] The years of partying had taken their toll.

Geoffery is a mini-cab driver in Staines. Bungle runs small pub in the West Midlands, George has a late night gay chat show on satellite. And Zippy ?Way too many drugs.
(, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 4:48, archived)
# years ago,
i worked with Geoffry in a Sainsburys, people used to play the Rainbow music over the tannoy, he wasnt a happy man.
(, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 4:49, archived)
# he doesn't look happy
(, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 4:52, archived)
# is that true?
did you really work with him? Did you work ith Elvis in a chippie too?
(, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 11:25, archived)
# Good stuff
Nice picture. My favourite food colouring is Anatto, is that anything to do with you?
(, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 7:04, archived)
# Food colouring ?
Related to body parts rather than food colouring. It was my name displayed on news posts when I worked in Anatomy. [you can of course get some quite interesting colours out of body bits, but I dont think you want to know that.]
(, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 7:48, archived)
[challenge entry] The years of partying had taken their toll.

Geoffery is a mini-cab driver in Staines. Bungle runs small pub in the West Midlands, George has a late night gay chat show on satellite. And Zippy ?Way too many drugs.
(, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 4:50, archived)
# zippy
quality pic, i saw Zippy at gatecrasher at the weekend aswell......
(, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 9:53, archived)
[challenge entry] another from ozy...
(, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 8:29, archived)
[challenge entry] late for work??
(, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] that is a lovely thing to do.
What a great idea.
(, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Frog A La "Hot Date"

Frog A La Hot Date
(, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] other inbox fun (via Gary Robert Kelly)


(, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 4:02, archived)
[challenge entry] endless inbox madness (via Karl Holt)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 4:04, archived)
[challenge entry] the inbox that doesn't stop (via ricky)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 4:06, archived)
# Gaz Sez
Than-Q.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 8:39, archived)
# FROGY


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(, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 5:15, archived)