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(, Wed 28 Apr 2004, 23:01, archived)
# Haha
Fantastic.
Woo!
(, Wed 28 Apr 2004, 23:02, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Wed 28 Apr 2004, 23:03, archived)
# Excellent.
If I were to print that out & cut out the gaps, how long do you think it would take me to place it over random pages in books until I found a significant secret message?

*wanders off to find scissors*
(, Wed 28 Apr 2004, 23:05, archived)
# i would have thought
it depends on what book you use.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2004, 23:07, archived)
# try the bible
aparently there's a code in there...maybe it's got teh uplaod codez?
(, Wed 28 Apr 2004, 23:08, archived)
# nah
that's The Bible Code II (wish i was joking..)
(, Wed 28 Apr 2004, 23:09, archived)
# The Bible Code
(, Wed 28 Apr 2004, 23:11, archived)
# I tried that
depending on how I interpreted it, it told me to either

a) Go out and buy ice cream continually until one (or both) of the Chuckle Brothers comes and tells me to stop
b) Prepare for the imminent arrival of the Antichrist by buying up a load of festive bunting and draping it all over my garden
or c) Redecorate my kitchen with the blood of the innocents.

I find a) the most disturbing...
(, Wed 28 Apr 2004, 23:12, archived)
# The Chuckle Brothers?
*ears prick up*
(, Wed 28 Apr 2004, 23:14, archived)
# Are they still on tv??
(, Wed 28 Apr 2004, 23:15, archived)
# Has
anyone ever shopped THE FEAR with the heads of those two? Its only just occurred to me but seems so obvious.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2004, 23:16, archived)
# As long as its only your ears, thats fine
Yes, the Chuckle Brothers. They are prophesised in book 3, chapter 4, verse 79, sentence 104721 of the Bible as "Bringing forth a mighty plague of garish childrens entertainment and nonsensical catchphrases with which to blight the world"
(, Wed 28 Apr 2004, 23:16, archived)
# I
dont know which book that is but having read a short section of the book of revelations, which would make a fantastic disaster movie plot, I would envisage them making an appearance at the end of the world as we know it.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2004, 23:17, archived)
# "and thenceforth the
world was rent and wracked with the cries of 'to me!' 'to you' 'to me!' 'to you' until verily they passeth away in their own filth*

*filth optional but much needed
(, Wed 28 Apr 2004, 23:19, archived)
# I actually did start buying ice-creams...
and the Chuckle Brothers came up to me and said...

"What are we? Your 'telling you to stop' bitches?"
(, Wed 28 Apr 2004, 23:16, archived)