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[challenge entry] Who doesn't love cats?

and I mean love cats.

From the Monuments that should exist challenge. See all 280 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:18, archived)
# i dont love them
i just use them
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:19, archived)
# afternoon sah!
gizza kiss
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:20, archived)
# mwah!
how be you the cat that i use :)
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:21, archived)
# i'm.... ok
i guess...
you?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:22, archived)
# MWAH
*hugs*
*cops a feel*
*runs off*
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:23, archived)
# *feels a bit moist*
*not sure why*
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:24, archived)
# who is this moist guy?
and why are you feeling him
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:25, archived)
# he's my peruvian henchman
and i'm just comforting him... as he is so very, very far from home...
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:26, archived)
# awh poor moist
stokes summats moist bald patch
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:28, archived)
# hahahaha
now i'm sopping ;)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:28, archived)
# *hands tissue*
Sorry dear
finished unpacking?
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:25, archived)
# yes i have
*proud*
and.... mates parents have put an offer in and been accepted on our (possible) new abode
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:27, archived)
# eh
the same! continue to struggle against the ..uh beaurocrity of the..uh ..uh ........ ah fuck it i'm great
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:24, archived)
# Does that make you
a pussy pimp?
(Zed Smith, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:20, archived)
# Best of all the animals!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 28 May 2004, 14:20, archived)
# love cats you say?
So wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:20, archived)
# according to XFM that's
the only song they ever made.

Edit: except for maybe Friday I'm in Love
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:24, archived)
# What, they only play that one?


Edit. My local radio station still play Torn by Natalie Whatsherface and I'll be missing You by Puff Daddy all day long. I think they just got a Hits album five years ago and haven't got a new one since.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:25, archived)
# yep
cnuts
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:26, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:20, archived)
# I love cats!
carnally
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:23, archived)
# canrnally?
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:25, archived)
# liar!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:27, archived)
# pants on fire!


(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:28, archived)
# semi-carnally..........
Cyril connolly.........

*whistles*
(mary magdalen, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:27, archived)
# Are you whistling
in half-B flat?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 28 May 2004, 14:31, archived)
# eric the half a...
...cat...?
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:31, archived)
# Eric
.. the half-a-beeeeee

/em boogies off
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:32, archived)
# Awwwwww.....
MUMMIFY IT!!!!!

Noon all
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:24, archived)
# I actually said the following last weekend, and meant it too:
Once you've seen one mummified cat, you've seen 'em all.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:28, archived)
# I couldn't agree more!Mumified cats are now just
show piece accessories of the borgouise elitist*


*total bollocks, but it's a friday afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:31, archived)
# Damn those boorjwazzee dead egyptians
always so quietly holier-than-thou.

Jokes on them, you can't take it with you....
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:33, archived)
# i hate cats
their breath smells of cat food
(Market Man, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:25, archived)
# Cats should be pirates.
End of story.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:27, archived)
# but should pirates be cats
(Market Man, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:29, archived)
# Paws.
Have you every tried to brandish a cutlass with paws.
(I helped save b3ta! Royalle, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:35, archived)