how about a loner baked bean
with claustrophobia
or a kebab that tells drunks the way home - 'you wanna go left 'ere mate'
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e.parsley,
Mon 5 Jul 2004, 21:34,
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The kebab idea made me laugh!
I might try that, thanks!
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CaroWallis,
Mon 5 Jul 2004, 21:37,
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