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# quick and crap
(MrE, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:16, archived)
# A hand shandy
woo yay

edit

on second thoughts
man look at the skin on her palm
is that HAIR???
It would be like getting a ham shank from a cheese grater...
on the other hand, the frottage effect may be quite pleasant
(washing_machine, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:16, archived)
# vaseline?
maybe
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:18, archived)
# hmmm,
look between the cans,
there looks like a bit of a crack in there
wouldn't want a flap of skin lifting off while she was flicking one off for you
(washing_machine, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:21, archived)
# Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
scabby excema wanking hand.

keep it away from my nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:17, archived)
# well it is
only a bass shandy...what did you expect for 69P
(MrE, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:18, archived)
# Oh ...
I thought they were friction burns

*stops fwapping*

*sees clock*

*fucks off home*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:19, archived)
# Ah
You've discovered the first outbreak of herpes simplex 7!
(the guru, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:19, archived)
# Pfffft!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:21, archived)