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# I'm sorry about this, it's rather last-year,
but I quite like it anyway. It was the 'Basra' pun that inspired it:

-----IN AD 2003, WAR WAS CONTINUING-----

SADDAM: WHAT HAPPEN?

GALLOWAY: SOMEONE SET UP US THE WMDs!

INFORMATION MINISTER: WE NOT GET SIGNAL!

SADDAM: (sigh) WHAT?

INFORMATION MINISTER: MAIN SCREEN NOT TURN ON.

-----main screen turns on-----

SADDAM: IT'S YOU. AGAIN.

RUMSFELD: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN? ALL YOUR BASRA BELONG TO US!!

RUMSFELD: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO EFFECTIVE TACTICAL LIQUIDATION!

SADDAM: WHAT YOU SAY!

RUMSFELD: WE GONNA BLOW YOU THE FUCK UP, RAGHEAD!

SADDAM: oh shit.

RUMSFELD: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE, MAKE YOUR TIME!

-----main screen turns off-----

SADDAM: TAKE OFF EVERY 'MiG'. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING. MOVE 'MiG' FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

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(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 6 Jul 2004, 18:13, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 18:14, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 18:14, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 18:14, archived)
# I'm sure
they weren't still using MiGs were they?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 18:15, archived)
# They might well have done,
tin-pot dictators like S.H. generally have lots of old Soviet gear (quite apart from the stuff we and the Yanks sold them, of course).
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 6 Jul 2004, 18:17, archived)
# what the heck???
huh???
(nigger kid, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 18:15, archived)
# tis a send off of...
All You're Base

(The World's Tallest Midget, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 18:19, archived)
# Oh, come on old chap!
'All your base are belong to us'. It is to internet humour as Basil Fawlty's goosestep is to British sitcom.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 6 Jul 2004, 18:22, archived)
# random
but "INFORMATION MINISTER: MAIN SCREEN NOT TURN ON.

-----main screen turns on-----" makes me laff
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 18:17, archived)
# Here, have a pic.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 18:17, archived)
# aww poor Stomach :(
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 18:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
That made me laugh like a loon!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 18:18, archived)
# I have to say,
that am woo (to wheel out an old cliche).
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 6 Jul 2004, 18:20, archived)
# no stomache
should be that cute
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 18:21, archived)
# thats...is...
AWESOME

do more

reminded me slightly of the readers digest bits in fight club, i am jacks colon etc
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 18:25, archived)