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[challenge entry] Death of a trampoliner


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From the Alternative Funerals challenge. See all 233 entries (closed)

(, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 19:01, archived)
# he he
or john holmes
(, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 19:02, archived)
# (post-googling) Arf!
(, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 19:04, archived)
# Pfft
Your trend of AIDS-related posts continues in style.
And thank you very much for including my article in the newsletter, especially as the first item. I kiss the hairs on your big toes in gratitiude.
Incidentally, do you (or anyone else) have any other challenges for me to partake in? I have another 3 and a half weeks before I actually have to do anything much, so it's not like I have no time...
(, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 19:06, archived)
# The Lord_gibbon barbeque challenge
You must hold a barbeque and as well as cooking burgers and so on, you must cook and serve some road kill

on second thoughts, dont. That's just sick.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 19:09, archived)
# Yes
Plus, it would involve running over squirrels, which I am semi-reluctant to do.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 19:12, archived)
# surely you can find a dead pigeon or something
in your local woods? or do you live in some grey city type place with no green?
/tree huggin hippy killer
(, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 19:14, archived)
# Nah, plenty of green
I still don't particularly fancy it though. I hate barbecues.
Sorry.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 19:19, archived)
# Pfft
Excemellent.
Woo!
(, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 19:04, archived)