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[challenge entry] dunno if it's been done
but I was only thinking this today as I was driving behind a hearse: 'Why the hell do they use cars with a minimum 2.5L engine and then drive at 2 miles an hour?'


When I snuff it, I want to be driven to me plot by a lunatic!

From the Alternative Funerals challenge. See all 233 entries (closed)

(Johnny Fantastic, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 1:09, archived)
# Good question..
My mate's dad was done for speeding with a corpse in the back of his herse... True story..
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 14 Aug 2004, 1:10, archived)
# hahahah - excellent!
coppers, ye gotta luv 'em
(Johnny Fantastic, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 1:11, archived)
# The late Mr Johnson perchance?
Oh the punnage.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sat 14 Aug 2004, 1:11, archived)
# Arf!
The Punnage... At this hour !
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 14 Aug 2004, 1:13, archived)
# Ok pal, where's the fire?
Actually, officer, we're on our way.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 1:38, archived)
# hehe, true
but if i die i don't want a hearse/burial, i want to go in a fun/messy/hilarious/rememberable/scarring way- ie, bomb strong enough to explode you but not all the other hundreds of people around you, oh and drink loads of food die so you're multicoloured
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 1:12, archived)
# food die
nice pun
(Johnny Fantastic, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 1:13, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 1:14, archived)
# I've just read your first thread again.....
.....



....jesus
(Johnny Fantastic, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 1:15, archived)
# Cor!
You could fit a drumkit in the back of that.
(Marwood, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 1:13, archived)
# here's an alternative funeral
that doesn't even need shoppage
(Johnny Fantastic, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 1:15, archived)
# I've seen one of those before.
Very popular with the 'Angels' around these parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sat 14 Aug 2004, 1:16, archived)
# now THAT'S
a way to go

except, I'd have a naked chick driving, not some scabby old punter who looks like a reverend
(Johnny Fantastic, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 1:19, archived)