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[challenge entry] where's the 'any' key?

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(retrograde, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:38, archived)
# 'Don't you wish your hand could do this?'
No.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:39, archived)
# arf!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:39, archived)
# dave, remind
me exactly what it is you do....
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:40, archived)
#
"DTH lists his hobbies as playing the banjo, piano, clarinet (and double bass, oops! I forgot) in a variety of Jazz bands. "
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:41, archived)
# At the
East Cheam Working Man's club?

Is that why you are so familiar with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:48, archived)
# nah!
I lost my gig there when you got residency . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:51, archived)
# touche
hehe

(or is that Douche)

and before you get pedantic on me, I don't have an accent key/couldn't be arsed to find it via alt/9999 or whatever
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:54, archived)
# ?
I understand all of those words individually but in that order they make no sense to me at all.

EDIT: Oh. I see too-shay rather than toosh.

Ne'er mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:55, archived)
# dunno
just bored here at work:( thought you might have a more exciting job is all!

edit:obviously not!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:45, archived)
# Definitely not.
I would guess we have exactly the same job

(pissing about on B3TA)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:52, archived)
# oh yes
:) tis true!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:58, archived)
# I think the poor, deformed man
might need more than 4 keys in life.


(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:42, archived)
# ahh
but what you can't see is the skeleton key on his other hand..
(retrograde, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:44, archived)
# How
'handy'
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:46, archived)
# his cock opens the shed
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:44, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:45, archived)
# My uncles hand does that you know
Hes Inspector Gadget
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:40, archived)
# the T-1000 never gets locked out
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:41, archived)
# nor is he ever short of a whisk
when he fancies an omelette.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 14:42, archived)