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[challenge entry] in an alternate universe,,,

This watermelon really is the spawn of the devil, rather than just a pretender to the title.

From the Meanwhile, in a parallel universe... challenge. See all 465 entries (closed)

(Withiel assumes the position!, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:42, archived)
# UKIP=BNPlite
Woo.
(Small Beer, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:42, archived)
# Do they still
have the spyware?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:43, archived)
# WTFYBOA?
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:45, archived)
# think laterally...
or are you a non-downloader?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:48, archived)
# as in,
Kazaa lite?
/puzzled
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:49, archived)
# yeah, that was the implication
*ahem* "Huzzah" lite didn't have the original program's spyware
(Gimbo, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:53, archived)
# well done
have a biscuit:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 23:05, archived)
# being polite?
(I helped save b3ta! polar ice is done for 4 months, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:44, archived)
# Being cunts,
more like.
(Small Beer, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:45, archived)
# le piss
de la mind
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:51, archived)
# say BNPlite fast
and it sounds like "be impolite"
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:45, archived)
# Exactly their main objective, from what I gather
Hello all!
*waves frantically*
(wobblyjelly, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 23:02, archived)
# some of them are funny
bbc news clicky

Godfrey Bloom was given a seat on the European Parliament's women's rights committee on Tuesday.

But he told the media: "No self-respecting small businessman with a brain in the right place would ever employ a lady of child-bearing age."

......

Mr Bloom, an investment fund manager from York, told journalists he wanted to deal with women's issues because: "I just don't think they clean behind the fridge enough".

"I am here to represent Yorkshire women who always have dinner on the table when you get home. I am going to promote men's rights," he added.
(Dr Knackerator needs some people to make postings at his site TheSpod.com!, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:47, archived)
# Old news
and that cnut is not funny.

Sorry to be unfluffy.
(Small Beer, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:49, archived)
# it is funny
its like the supersize me thing, a 'no shit sherlock' moment - what happens when you vote in a single issue party? chaos, that's what. and the buffoons are the tabloid chewing population of his town
(Dr Knackerator needs some people to make postings at his site TheSpod.com!, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:52, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
like it..

God, I hate that cunt Kilroy
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:47, archived)
# But he wants
YOUR vote!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:48, archived)
# he can fuck
RIGHT off
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:49, archived)
# :)
Yesssssssssssssssssss10
(Small Beer, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:50, archived)
# I take it
that you agree then? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:51, archived)
# Oh i bet you girls vote
labour too...*spits*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:53, archived)
# I was voting
when you were still in short trousers, young man :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:54, archived)
# Now thats a bit of a lie isnt it
young man? cmon now, you can tell uncy mike the truth
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:55, archived)
# Hey
I'm nearly ten years older than you, I'll have you know..! :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:58, archived)
# ahhh...yes...true...


*hands over zimmer* here, i think this is yours...
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:59, archived)
# Cheers, fella.
/senile dementia kicks in
Hey! What are you lot doing in my house! Get out!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 23:00, archived)
# If it helps
i can make sure you pay nothing for your homecare and take that pesky young lady of yours off your aging hands... *whistles nonchalontly*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 23:01, archived)
# '71
/child of the 60's
(Small Beer, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 23:03, archived)
# '80


*bogels*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 23:07, archived)
# I too
am a 71'er.. yay to us!

..and its nonchalently, typo-boy!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 23:11, archived)
# Bunch of
elderly freaks:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 23:14, archived)
# Hey
nothing wrong with being born in the seventies
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 23:19, archived)
# fuck off
lib dem, mate
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:54, archived)
# Bless you!
i mean if you want to vote for a real,grownup party you just ask me where to put your tick:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:58, archived)
# Don't you rise to the bait, Withiel!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 23:01, archived)
# No bait my man
just a sensible plitical party:) not like that cnut blair! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 23:02, archived)
# /doesn't rise
/edit whore.
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 23:03, archived)
# I'm not registered to vote
because you have no fucking privacy when you do that. excellent have your name & address details published on 192.com. let them cross reference your phone number as BT forgets to put you ex directory allowing any passing scum with a laptop to look in your house, like the look of it and get your phone number to see if you are in.

or if you are like me with rare name and involved with areas of work that involved expensive equipment you really don't want to be searched for.

plus if im going to give away my privacy i want something out of it. unfortunatly the let any fool vote so im just a voice screaming in a hurricane. why bother?
(Dr Knackerator needs some people to make postings at his site TheSpod.com!, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 23:03, archived)
# Is that why
you've just left me with your ip address?:)


/medication
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 23:07, archived)
# with reason as well.
if you look, he has a goatse hand.
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:49, archived)
# aarrrrggggghhhhh!
and ultimate apologies for the confusion earlier re: web-hosting!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:50, archived)
# ?
?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:52, archived)
# Well, Mykeyboy - I responded to your earlier post
in that I will host your stuff if you want - just e-mail it to me.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:53, archived)
# ahhh
ok:) shall do that at some point:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:54, archived)
# no worries
easy mistake to make, I assume. On my part, that is.
/hits self and goes to monster local politicians
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 22:53, archived)