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# We have no control over our
central heating. Not quite as annoying, but nearly.
(Amerella, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:33, archived)
# Our shower still isn't fixed.
I'm currently getting up 1/2 hour earlier to run a thin, trickling bath every morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:34, archived)
# Fuck, still?
Eeek.
(Amerella, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:41, archived)
# the Water Board are coming in
on Thursday to try to work out what's wrong with it.

*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:52, archived)
# Try hitting it. Repeatedly.
Works with radiators sometimes...
(Amerella, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:55, archived)
# and girlfriends
so i'm told
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:57, archived)
# *snort*
you bad but oh so funny man!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:24, archived)
# no no
the shower works fine, as do all the taps. It's the water supply that's fucked - it just randomly runs out sometimes, particularly in the mornings.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:00, archived)
# And to think
you blamed the people upstairs.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:02, archived)
# well, it started after they moved in.
They probably broke it.

And I hate them anyway 'cos their kids scream.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:11, archived)
# I was thinking that the repeated hit
might help you vent some frustration...
(Amerella, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:21, archived)
# so when you have kids,
it'll be ok for your neighbours to hate you?

just checking.
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:36, archived)
# i have little or no control over my bodily functions this morning
but my light seems to work
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:36, archived)
# I have no control over my army of jump-jet marmots.
They've gone renegade and are currently operating as mercenaries in the arctic circle
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:03, archived)