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# LOL
reeeeeecycle!

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:50, archived)
# Any more ideas on the
pessimystic horoscopes? Was thinking that I'd let the b3tans add most of em, then randomly pull out the scopes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:52, archived)
# Pisces
you're named after a fish, and you smell like one too. Watch out for anglers, and try to avoid worms on the end of bits of string.
Luck does not appear in the form of a letter made of ham.
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:54, archived)
# Aries
All your surviving relatives are
simultaneously killed today on a journey they
were making to have you legally committed.
Your hamster was last seen sprinting down your
road in his ball. It's believed he wants to
have you put down. Your shoes are scuffed and
you don't have any polish the right colour. A
group of schoolgirls push past you at the bus
stop and giggle. You are fired for excessive
porn use.
(Mumm-ra, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:06, archived)
# Today it will rain,
you will get very wet and come down with a cold.
The cold will progress into flu which will rapidly turn in Neumonia. Whilst you are in hospital your house will be burgled, your car will be set in fire and your dog will run away.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:55, archived)
# looks like
they've got it under control...

there was an e-mail tingy that went around years ago - with nasty scopes.. maybe track that down? it used to make me laugh lots anyway!

: )
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:56, archived)
# the onion
does them too
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:00, archived)
# i was just gonna say that
i think they've stopped now though
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 10:24, archived)