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[challenge entry] Creating new superheroes would be easy

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(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:25, archived)
# remember machaneck from he-man?
what an intensley crap power - having a long neck.
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:26, archived)
# They should have called him
"Deepthroator"
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:35, archived)
#
how about gnat girl?
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:26, archived)
# Or
CAPYBARA MAN.
(HectorProtector, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:32, archived)
# I say!
That's a bit rum!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:35, archived)
# Well done Capybara Man.
You saved the world again. Enjoy aye fag before your next exploits of heroism and derring-do.
(HectorProtector, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:38, archived)
# *Koff*
Cheers old bean

*hack*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:48, archived)
# What-ho!
Pass the port, old bean

(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:38, archived)
# Oh I say

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:40, archived)
# Ding Dong
.
(manky dog, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:44, archived)
# "DEAD MAN!"
bitten by five deadly scorpions
and a croccodile
and a lion
repeatedly

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! jhex6, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:27, archived)
# sorry
(woo to pic)

but there already is a Deadman:
www.dcuguide.com/Who/Deadman_Bio.php
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:28, archived)
# wellyes
but I was thinking more on the lines of a rotting corpse
which could, erm, like stop villains
erm, by being in the way, er, and tripping them up...

*emails Marvel
(I helped save b3ta! jhex6, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:32, archived)
# don't bother
they're the same company

(you really haven't read many comics lately, have you?)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:34, archived)
# Marital status
Deadman is single, maybe he should go speed dating.
(manky dog, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:39, archived)
# Speed Dating


I am soooo happy.
(manky dog, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:33, archived)
# hah, woo!
If an elephant never forgets, what happens if you get it really, really stoned?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:27, archived)
# not possible
not with my funds, at leased
be fucking funny though
sounds like a good idea for a pic...
(I helped save b3ta! jhex6, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:33, archived)
# Brilliant.
Or you could just go out and shoot someones parents.

Or blow up a planet.

Or design a dangerous experiments with little or no regard for anyones health and safety.
(checkers, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:27, archived)
# I was bitten by a radioactive slug.
*slurps*

Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:28, archived)
# *Gets Salt*
I know your weakness.
(checkers, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:29, archived)
#
/AAAaaaaaaaaaagh
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:32, archived)
# Mwahhh haa ha ha
(checkers, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:32, archived)
# ManMan
Bitten by a radioactive man, now has all the powers of a...man...?




oh forget it
(Mother f*cking Charlie Bronson, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:30, archived)
# I think that'd be a much better way of explaining puberty.
(checkers, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:32, archived)
# How did the giraffe get radioactive anyway?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:30, archived)
# Came from a radioactive egg
*nods*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:33, archived)
# The nod convinced me subliminally.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:36, archived)
# hahahaaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:39, archived)