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[challenge entry] Sean Penn to Star: 'Marilyn Monroe--Her Final Years'


Hey, casting is an art, not a science!

From the If Movie Plots Were Real challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 3:49, archived)
# jeeze..
I lost my virginity to something that looked like that!... I was 15, she was the Butlins nurse.. I had no cash, she bought me rum...

\cries

but then...
**CENSORED REST OF STORY**
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 3:56, archived)
# scarred for life, eh
well, I'd best be off.

I'll leave you all with my tribute to DEMAND A CABINET from this morning - don't even know if she saw it...



rarrgh!

toodles.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 4:03, archived)
# how does it smell?

goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 4:04, archived)
# shoot it
no, spang it
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 4:03, archived)
# Shes BOOOOOTIFUL.
(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Fri 10 Dec 2004, 4:04, archived)