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[challenge entry] The venom in me is strong

From the Greetings Cards For Any Occasion challenge. See all 489 entries (closed)

(, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 14:29, archived)
# Very Viz.
Very woo.

(And just to think, you're going to spend the next twenty years arresting those little watermeloners.)
(, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 14:30, archived)
# It'll be a watermeloning pleasure
Have already done 4 years as a Special Constable so it'll be nice to finally get paid for it.
(, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 14:37, archived)
# OHHHHHHH
My God I laughed so hard at this!!!
Yay!
(, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 14:31, archived)
# Magic.
(, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 14:31, archived)
# hehehehehe

... although it`s watermeloning depressing signing on
(, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 14:33, archived)
# I used to work at The Benefits Agency
and interview shites like this day in day out.

I was constantly fighting with the workshy bastards. Like, physically.
(, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 14:36, archived)
# well the benefits agency woman shouted at me for turning up early to sign on
they also told me "yes, you`re entitled to jobseeker`s allowance" then "no you`re not, live off your girlfriend" and then "oh we`re cutting off your benefit" (which I wasn`t even receiving

all in the space of 2 weeks; the only 2 weeks I`ve been out of work

muppets

:-p
(, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 14:39, archived)
# The BA are a bunch of grumpys
Underpaid, overworked and have to deal with scumbags everyday.

Excluding your goodself obviously.
(, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 14:40, archived)
# oh I`m a scumbag.. I just prefer to earn my money :D
(, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 14:43, archived)
# Good for you!
*thumbs up*
(, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 14:47, archived)
# watermeloning scroungers
anyone got any biscuits?
WOO!
(, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 14:33, archived)
# I have.
I'll post one to you. It'll be there in a week or so.
(, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 14:34, archived)
# Sorry
...just chocolate M&Ms and some Nik-Naks.
(, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 14:35, archived)
# sends twig a biccky
by magic express
bisciut made from potato flour, now lets see whether the king truley loves his people
(, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 14:37, archived)
# I am a tyrant King
*eats biscuit*
(, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 14:44, archived)