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[challenge entry] Greetings Card

From the Greetings Cards For Any Occasion challenge. See all 489 entries (closed)

(MissFluffy, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 13:52, archived)
# That's better!
Feeling a wee bit sore, by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 13:53, archived)
# Hmm
noooooooo, whatever gives you that impression heh
(MissFluffy, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 13:59, archived)
# how can it be
a family house with no wedding
(I helped save b3ta! Bling Blong Bling Blong, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 14:01, archived)
# Some families exist without marriage.
It does happen in this crazy modern world.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 14:02, archived)
# without marriage
your'e not related, so you arn't family
(I helped save b3ta! Bling Blong Bling Blong, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 14:04, archived)
# i think you technically
you are related to both your mother and father, married or not, but i may be wrong
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 14:06, archived)
# its the de facto moaning at the bloke
not the kids
(I helped save b3ta! Bling Blong Bling Blong, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 14:08, archived)
# are you kidding?
ok.. we moved in together from nothing, had three kids, all the time i'm waiting to get married and was engaged, i struggles, and left with the kids. he sold the house, and kept £100,000 profit.

HENCE THE CARD.
(MissFluffy, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 14:08, archived)
# I like
his style

Next time you see him, give him a high five from me. And beer
(I helped save b3ta! Bling Blong Bling Blong, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 14:09, archived)
# YOU
are a moron.
(MissFluffy, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 14:14, archived)
# Im not the one
with 3 sprogs and missing 50 k
(I helped save b3ta! Bling Blong Bling Blong, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 14:15, archived)
# true...
but he's soon to be the one who is dead remember. Then his sprogs will get £300,000 plus.
(MissFluffy, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 14:17, archived)
# yes....yes
but back in the real world......
(I helped save b3ta! Bling Blong Bling Blong, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 14:20, archived)
# obviously...
...he's lost out. He'll be the loneliest dead rich guy.
I have whats important, the children, and i'll make damn sure they know what a 'Swearing' their father is n all.


Aside from that though.. the card makes me chuckle, and you wouldnt want to receive it.

Also... all women beware of this 'freak' on this message board! Or any men if he is gay of course.
(MissFluffy, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 14:28, archived)
# Its becoming evident
why he left..
(I helped save b3ta! Bling Blong Bling Blong, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 14:37, archived)
# Don't you think you're being just a little bit harsh here?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 14:42, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Bling Blong Bling Blong, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 14:59, archived)
# Yes, I believe the term is 'de facto'...
Those crazy kids!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 14:05, archived)
# yes
its a de facto house
(I helped save b3ta! Bling Blong Bling Blong, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 14:06, archived)
# hahahahaha
maybe I shouldn't be laughing
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 14:02, archived)