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[challenge entry] I let them keep 10% of my rubbish instead...

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(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 15:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ever tried sweeping the entire street's rubbish from your front garden...?
(I helped save b3ta! PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Mon 20 Dec 2004, 15:10, archived)
# That's the kicker...
... I don't have a front garden. Mwuhahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 15:10, archived)
# But
do you have a letter box?
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 15:11, archived)
# Maniacal non garden owners unite!
"I don't have a front garden. Mwuhahahaha!"
and tomorrow, teh world!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mechos, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 15:20, archived)
# That's why I always give my neighbour's address.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 15:13, archived)
# Yeah
that'll work 'Can you empty my bin?' 'Yeah, Where do you live?' 'Next door.'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 15:16, archived)
# What's your name?
I... don't... know.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 15:21, archived)
# haha
yeah; go on, I dare you to do it!
(Smoking Joe, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 15:19, archived)
# I like this.
Well done, sir.

"Thanks very much for waking me up first thing on a Wednesday for the last twelve months - and I really enjoyed the muddy pathway you stamped across my lawn. I look forward to another year of aggressive, smelly men dropping half-rotted kitchen waste all over my drive."
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 15:20, archived)