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From the Greetings Cards For Any Occasion challenge. See all 489 entries (closed)

(duffermasterflex - I've killed a man father, Tue 21 Dec 2004, 0:35, archived)
# simple
yet effective
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 21 Dec 2004, 0:37, archived)
# I sense,
something missing, something to do with grammar,
/pedant
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Tue 21 Dec 2004, 0:37, archived)
# no
i think they are referring to the gay son that the parents own.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Tue 21 Dec 2004, 0:38, archived)
# he means to say graham norton now belongs to you.


Assume the position.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 21 Dec 2004, 0:38, archived)
# *Assumes*
ooh sailor
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Tue 21 Dec 2004, 0:39, archived)
# you are being stupid aren't you?
or does nobody get it?
(duffermasterflex - I've killed a man father, Tue 21 Dec 2004, 0:40, archived)
# Everybody else gets it - in a manner of speaking
www.yourallgay.com
(I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Tue 21 Dec 2004, 0:42, archived)
# top linkage!
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Tue 21 Dec 2004, 0:43, archived)
# hehe
on another note, taking your extremely ugly children, filming them doing relatively normal things, setting it to inappropriate music, and posting it on the web is NOT a good idea.

www.straushaus.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 21 Dec 2004, 0:37, archived)
# Speed Racer?!
....shovels at the ready!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Dec 2004, 0:40, archived)
# i wonder how long it will take
until somenoe modifies that to teh funny.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Tue 21 Dec 2004, 0:40, archived)
# In the middle of using the video at the moment
but I'm using meerkats.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 21 Dec 2004, 0:42, archived)
# not me
my stomach's still turning over.

though that is, in part, my dubious cafeteria lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Dec 2004, 0:43, archived)
# graeme
norton was behind me in the queue for the cash machine today.
/boring fact
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 21 Dec 2004, 0:38, archived)
# Did you
drop your pants and bend over for him?
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 21 Dec 2004, 0:40, archived)
# I thought about it,
but I might have lost my place in the queue
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 21 Dec 2004, 0:42, archived)
# did you tell him
to stop being shit
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 21 Dec 2004, 0:40, archived)
# did you demand a refund on your tv license?
because he's shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 21 Dec 2004, 0:40, archived)
# he doesn't
work for the bbc though does he?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 21 Dec 2004, 0:41, archived)
# yeah
they paid four million for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 21 Dec 2004, 0:43, archived)
# damn,
but luckily I don't have a TV or a license
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 21 Dec 2004, 0:45, archived)
# I once worked for a few weeks at his company
His PC had AOL and went "You've got mail" really loudly all the time.

But he once made me a cup of tea. So he's ok.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 21 Dec 2004, 0:42, archived)
# he
might've put his willy in it though
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Tue 21 Dec 2004, 0:45, archived)
# ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 21 Dec 2004, 0:48, archived)
# same happened to me today
but with dom from "dick and dom"
/even more boring :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Tue 21 Dec 2004, 0:48, archived)
# him and graeme
are probably on another board talking about us *right now*
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 21 Dec 2004, 0:49, archived)
# haha
what a fantastic idea

(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Tue 21 Dec 2004, 0:51, archived)
# I've recycled that joke
from the time a strange cat surprised freshlegs when she walked into her living room and then posted on the board about it. it's less surreal like this though...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 21 Dec 2004, 0:53, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Tue 21 Dec 2004, 0:57, archived)