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[challenge entry] RAAARR! HULK TICKLE!

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(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:39, archived)
# hahaha!!

what is it with women and shoes and plasters on their feet?

BUY PROPER SHOES!
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:41, archived)
# Oh yeah . . .
and collapse the economy by making all the plaster manufacturers redundant, great plan!!

Take a wider view . . .


(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:44, archived)
# I try to... but all I see are sexy ladies covered in Elastoplast!
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:46, archived)
# good job their thongs don't rub . . .


(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:48, archived)
# mmm cheese wire! :D
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:50, archived)
# We wear stoopid shoes
Because flatties make us look like lezzas

Not that there's anythign wrong with that of course..
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:53, archived)
# what about shoes with transparent bits in the souls so they look like high heels
but they`re really trainers?
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:55, archived)
# Then we look like
we work at Spearmint Rhino



Not that there's anythign wrong with that...
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:56, archived)
# 'lo
do you always spell it anythign?


(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:58, archived)
# I have to say
This is teh first time - do you think it works?
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:59, archived)
# works for me . . .


(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 15:00, archived)
# yse
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(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 15:00, archived)
# pfft
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 15:03, archived)
# We have no plasters in our first aid box
because all the women chored them and stuck them on their feet.
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:53, archived)
# At a couple of places I worked at
I was told that plasters were no longer allowed to be in the first aid box because some people are allergic to them.

Nanny state!

I reckon more people are allergic to nuts than plasters yet that doesn't stop them having Snickers in the choccy machine, tusk.
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 15:16, archived)
# that`s true! I remember somebody telling me that also
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 15:19, archived)
# yay for reduced megamonsters!

(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:42, archived)
# yaaay!!!!!!!
NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER!!



hahaha great pic :D
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:44, archived)
#
I'm starting to think your gay!
It can only mean that when you start quoting Dirty Dancing for fucks sake!
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:49, archived)
# how did you know which fillum it`s from?
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:51, archived)
#
I have a wife, who so happens to have it on DVD, she also watches almost every bloody week!

phew! thinks he's got away with it!
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:52, archived)
# your wife is a 62 year old tranny called Sebastian, isn`t `she`?
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:53, archived)
# haha touche
although I knew it was dirty dancing and I'm the most gay man you know
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:54, archived)
# only reason I know it is because mattyboy had it in his username ages ago and I googled it!
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:56, archived)
# I've seen a number of times over the years
though not as many times as moulin rouge

I stress my missus loves moulin rouge
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:59, archived)
# aye riiiiiiiiight!
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 15:04, archived)
# yaaay!!!!!!!
NOBODY PUTS ARMPITS ON THE MOON WHEN I'M PRESENT!!

Ghostbusters 2 still scares me
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:47, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:50, archived)
# haha, good findage
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:51, archived)
# *sends ransom note for kidnapped goose


(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:53, archived)
# you're just giving me more reason to carry on...
...GOOSE QUEST!!!
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:54, archived)
# repost time then
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:55, archived)
# hahaha :)
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:55, archived)
# I hope that's compo'ed in the 'Alternate Universe'
compo . . .

Woo!


(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:56, archived)
# hahaha
bless
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 15:02, archived)
# is Audition
the one where she nails the guy to the floor?
...and there's something in a sack?

/vague rememberings
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:53, archived)
# yes!
/hides under desk again
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:53, archived)
# Hooray!
I saw it ages ago, and I've never found out what it was!
Hurrah!
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:54, archived)
# it's so unnerving
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:55, archived)
# you fancy Vigo
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:52, archived)
# he scares the shit out of me
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:52, archived)
# what about Janosz Poha
bet you fancy him!

you are like the buzzing of flies to him!
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:54, archived)
# i have no idea who that is
MORRISSEY BUMMER!
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:55, archived)
# him! you eejit


.. except without teh hat
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 15:00, archived)
# oh peter nicol
if you'd said him, I'd have known
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 15:04, archived)
# I don`t know his name
he`s just Janosz Poha!
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 15:08, archived)
# yaaay!!!!!!
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!


(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:48, archived)
# yaaay!!!!!!!
NOBODY FLEES THE SHIP WHEN PERSIL IS BEING USED TO WAS THE DISHES!
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:57, archived)
# 'noon, Prunes
here . . . 'H'


(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 15:01, archived)
# 'noon
I dropped another aich? cheers!
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] hooray
for enormous feet!

(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:51, archived)
# woo and yay
for tiny pedicure!!!
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 15:03, archived)
# haha!
hulk tiny.
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:53, archived)