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(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:39, archived)
# where`s the comedy cock?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:40, archived)
# minced and cooked
and there's a comedy coke
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:41, archived)
# haha
little mac meal please
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:40, archived)
# for an extra 50p
you can mini-size it!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:43, archived)
# that sounds like a good deal actually
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:47, archived)
# they do it with cold water
and a picture of Bella Emberg in the nip . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:48, archived)
# gah!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:52, archived)
# i got loads of vouchers through the door the
other day, yesterday i bought a big mac meal and got one free, and was ever so close to getting a free nus cheeseburger on both before the manager told the chinese man he couldn't, yum
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:54, archived)
# mmm!
Mini-size Me!


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:42, archived)
# Yay!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:42, archived)
# woo
have you got photoshop now? if not your paintmashes are getting bloody good
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:43, archived)
# Well,
a mystery benefactor took pity on tiny Tim the Hat and gave him a free and au gratis (with melted cheese) copy of potato shop. Unfortunately, I can only install it at home (not work) but I need to upgrade to Win 2000 instead of 98 before I can fully utilise it . . . If I could just find out who the kindly old codger was . . . Oh yes, this was Paint . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:47, archived)
# yeah it wasn't this one
i noticed the the animated one the other day
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:48, archived)
# which one?
I been doin' loads . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:49, archived)
# don't...
you'll start him reposting from last summer...

(*hides)


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:51, archived)
# Oh . . .
My animated Anything goes . . .

I'll have a look . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:52, archived)
# excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:45, archived)
# me too
cunt
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:46, archived)
# who"
me? Dave or you?


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:48, archived)
# Tourettes . . . ?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:50, archived)
# arf
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:52, archived)
# me for sure
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:50, archived)
# eh?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:53, archived)
# ah!

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:54, archived)
# to be fair yours was better
and first, and i was only kidding. now burger off!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:55, archived)
# Oh, I see!
You were calling me, not ZW 'cos you preferred mine . . . sorry, that's just the way of things b3tan . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:04, archived)
# no ZW for trying to be secret
no way i'd call the pun king a cunt
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:19, archived)
# eh?
ZW is pun king . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:22, archived)
# eh?
crossed wires? DtH = Pun King, ZW = cunt (ish)
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:24, archived)
# ah I see
woo yay
fucking great big shiny cocking 'ning to everyone
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:43, archived)
# Hello Twiggles
and hello Pat.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:43, archived)
# arf!
I hadn't thought of that...

(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:44, archived)
# what did you did on your weekend?
pray do tell us all (or just me and I'll tell the rest of them)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:45, archived)
# went to Manchester
and met a lady :)
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:50, archived)
# hooooray for wimmins,
You sly old devil you. See - I told you those spray on jeans would work!

so - what's she called, what religion is she, what does she do for a living, what do her parents do... and so on.


...twig's got a girlfriend, twig's got a girlfriend, twig's got a girlfriend, twig's got a girlfriend, la la laaa laaa laaaaalaaaa.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:53, archived)
# I'm not one to kiss and tell...

(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:57, archived)
# YAY :)
at least you know her name - it's always embarrasing when you don't. This is like an episode of Friends of a film with Sandra Bullock in it (i'n'it?).

edit - is this where you were all of yesterday when you should have been here on the board? Did your weekend run over?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:59, archived)
# well sort of
I stayed at hers on Sunday night, got up to go to work and found my car had been towed away from outside her house. In my haste and enthusiasm I had managed to park in a bus lane. So yesterday I had to get my car back, which cost £135, but as I couldn't drive to work I called in sick and we went back to bed until 12... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:05, archived)
# ha ha ha ha - brilliant
have a panda dance to celebrate.



I have to bugger off for a wee bit now and then I have to prepare compo stats. If you see Pot tell her she's doing a rubbish job of making sure I do it, because I haven't done it. Have fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:09, archived)
# I love that panda
will do
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:09, archived)
# the dirty dog!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:05, archived)
# Ooh!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:53, archived)
# ning to everyone else,
and you buggerlugs
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:44, archived)
# trust you're well fella?
has a rainy Tuesday ever felt as good as this before?

(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:47, archived)
# you're in a fine fair mood this morning, did you quit your job or
win the lotto or have a really really good sandwich something? I am exceedingly well thankski verski muchski budski... go on, what's heppened?

edit: meet - www.b3ta.com/board/4187841
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:49, archived)
# let's have this conversation in EVERY thread!
www.b3ta.com/board/4191259

edit: I thought it said quilt free meet
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:50, archived)
# Okay - I'll try
and put yer specks on grandad... although delicious meet is quilt free, so is most other food, so it's not something I need to advertise.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:55, archived)
# *puts specks on*
*eats quilt salad sandwich*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:58, archived)
# uuummmm,
you just can't beat that fine duck feather taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:00, archived)
# eider down
a Monkey Beer right now...
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:06, archived)