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[challenge entry] Mort! Stop pulling the legs off Beatles!


Turning Turtles upside down
Dropping litter on the Streets
Being cruel to Animals
Pulling Faces
Feeding the Byrds
Obstructing the Doors

From the anti social suppression challenge. See all 246 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 16:57, archived)
# bad Mort!
*smacks*

(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 16:57, archived)
# what's that? legs off beatles? My Mort? Oh no sir, you must be mistaken
good day to you sir
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 16:58, archived)
# must be
Morts evil twin, "Bert" ?

(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:00, archived)
# "What's got three legs and lives on a farm?"





"The McCartneys"
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 3 Mar 2005, 16:59, archived)
# Is Mort going to
Knock over the Dominos next?

Or spit out the Pips?

Take a mouthfull of Hot Chocolate?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 16:59, archived)
# leave toast crumbs in The Jam
or pull Wings off daddy-long-legses
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:01, archived)
# or take a
piss in the (Billy) Ocean?

*leaves*

(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:03, archived)
# Advertise the Specials?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:04, archived)
# Throw some Darts?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:05, archived)
# Stamp on some Ants?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:05, archived)
# Dispense the Cure?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:07, archived)
# Utter 'Madness'?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:08, archived)
# hahaha
that's my favourite
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:09, archived)
# Redeem The Damned?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:10, archived)
# Shed light upon The Darkness?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:12, archived)
# Chop the Red Hot Chilli Peppers?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:12, archived)
# Sew on some Black Lace?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:13, archived)
# Worship the Madonna?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:14, archived)
# Punish Bad Manners?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:15, archived)
# Clip Wings?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:16, archived)
# I could go on all day
but I can't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:17, archived)
# you've thought about this a lot
play with the Vibrators
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:09, archived)
# leave the gates open
on The Farm
NEVER do this you'll get into lots of trouble
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:10, archived)
# drop litter in
The Beautiful South
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:12, archived)
# Mort! don't trust
The Charlatans!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:14, archived)
# I give up
I can't compete with that /\
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:17, archived)
# Eat Jimmy's World?
/ shoehorns in reference to his favourite band
(I helped save b3ta! MBar And now back to your regularily scheduled lurking., Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:13, archived)
# on an
Alien Ant Farm?

(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:09, archived)
# or wash his hair with some Shampoo
or sprinkle Salt & Pepper on his dinner?
Get off my hat!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:03, archived)
# Ah push it.
Push it real good.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:06, archived)
# Clive!
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:14, archived)
# Pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:22, archived)
# It's the lyrics.
Ahhh push it good puh-push it real good
CLIVE!

Listen to it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:29, archived)
# argh
zillions of dead photobucket links in a row...
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:05, archived)
# the link lives!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:10, archived)
# I wish it did
[weeps]
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:21, archived)
# You are such a loon
for an ostrich!
W/Y/H to the series!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:13, archived)