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[challenge entry] she has a sister y'know

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(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 23:50, archived)
# she looks
very pleased with herself
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 23:51, archived)
# with that rack?
who wouldn't
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 23:53, archived)
# well a rack made of stone is small compensation for no lower body
INCLUDING MINGE. shes got no minge.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 23:54, archived)
# She has a Lion's minge!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 23:55, archived)
# dont we all?
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 23:56, archived)
# I sold mine on ebay...
God I miss it.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 23:58, archived)
# that was yours?
you should have said it was full of teeth before you sold it. how the hell am i supposed to fuck it?
(, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 0:00, archived)
# With your penis.
Ask your grandad, he'll show you.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 0:01, archived)
# he just ran off with it.
where am i gonna find another lions minge for me?
(, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 0:04, archived)
# Where's your old one?
(, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 0:10, archived)
# i sold it on ebay.
duh.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 0:15, archived)
# Was that yours?
You should have said it was full of teeth... er...
(, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 0:19, archived)
# that was the only description i put on the site.
"THIS LION'S MINGE IS FULL OF TEETH. WHY DO YOU THINK IM SELLING IT?"
thats what i wrote. you deaf monkey fucker.
maybe youre deaf and fuck monkeys. maybe you fuck deaf monkeys. thats up to you.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 0:23, archived)
# what you talking about
she's a giant pussy

apologies
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 23:56, archived)
# Nice norkage
but I fear she may be frigid

Yay
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 23:52, archived)
# you can have her sister
i'm bagging this one
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 23:52, archived)
# I'd like to see
a sphynx with GMOS glasses.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 23:53, archived)
# i'd like to see GMOS
with sphynx wabs.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 23:54, archived)
# Id like to see SSG
with sphynx wabs.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 23:56, archived)
# alright then...
where can I get a picture of him?
(, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 0:02, archived)
# Phwoar!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 23:53, archived)
# Who nose what she's REALLY thinking.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 23:54, archived)
# She's thinking of the feathery bumsex.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 23:55, archived)
# She wouldn't be the only one.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 23:56, archived)
# feathery bumsex?
like with a chicken?
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 23:56, archived)
# No.

(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 23:56, archived)
# I find that ostriches
leave more wiggle-room.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 23:57, archived)
# Medallions of ostrich are politically incorrect, but v. tasty.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 23:58, archived)
# Why would they be politcally incorrect?
They are farmed sustainably and don't tear up the land...
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 23:59, archived)
# Unless they are killed
by bumsex
(, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 0:03, archived)
# Buggers to catch though
*note to self: must try harder*
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 23:58, archived)
# A little wining and dining
never goes amiss among the ostrich elite.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 23:59, archived)
# So long as you don't serve them
ostrich medallions

They'd never put out after that
(, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 0:02, archived)
# They would faint in disgust,
and no-one can object to a bit of rumpy-pumpy when they're unconscious.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 0:03, archived)
# The cool, clean, crisp taste
of Rohypnol
(, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 0:04, archived)
# Try a restaurant. Much easier.
Took me weeks to give up and cough up.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 23:59, archived)
#
just wait til they've got their head in the sand, then jump 'em
(, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 0:00, archived)
#
damn easy to creep up on too
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 23:59, archived)
# Nice one
ohh thats what it's for!
(, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 0:10, archived)
#
cheers!
(, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 0:15, archived)