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[challenge entry] It worked for Mr Reeves...


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(thisismyclone, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 2:42, archived)
# Someone break my legs
so that I can have a smiley-face wheelchair.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 2:43, archived)
# /breaks legs
/bums

:TJ
songofdespair.blogspot.com

I dont know what the hell is wrong with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 2:48, archived)
# SWEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 3:21, archived)
# if i had a wheelchair,
i'd get one of them saying "I can walk really" or soemthing equally hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 2:44, archived)
# "my other wheels are legs."
(schnurricane, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 2:45, archived)
# heheh
 
"My other leg is fucked, too"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 2:46, archived)
# my other wheelchair
is electric
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 2:47, archived)
# My other disease is contagious.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 2:49, archived)
# My other hero is Quincy.
(thisismyclone, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 2:50, archived)
# my other ride
is your mother
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 2:51, archived)
# ahahhahhahhah
 
if I had a car, I'd put that on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 2:54, archived)
# i know a stoner who has a shirt with that on it
he's been sent out of class so many times because it offends our theater teacher
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 2:55, archived)
# If I had a mother
I'd be happy.
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 2:56, archived)
# wow, that sucked the humor right out of the room
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 2:58, archived)
# oh my
the original conjures up images of wheelchair raves.

which probably really do happen!

and woo! to yours, also.

Does it fly?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 2:44, archived)
# we got some clip on spinners
from motorman for my friend
when he was crippled
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 2:46, archived)
# sweet
 
*chews glowstick*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 2:47, archived)
# omg wtf
im actually chewing a glow stick
makes a lush crunchy sound like its got ice in it
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 2:48, archived)
# that'll be the broken glass
of the vial inside.

Maybe not a good idea...
(thisismyclone, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 2:49, archived)
# wats vial
*stops nibbling*
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 2:49, archived)
# the little glass capsule that holds the other chemical
they mix, react and glow. bit like sex.
(thisismyclone, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 2:51, archived)
# well it tastes nice
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 2:52, archived)
# keep a nibbling....
(thisismyclone, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 2:53, archived)
# wheeeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 2:54, archived)
# its my fav colour
PINK
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 2:54, archived)