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[challenge entry] he'd have to be elected first...


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From the What if Jim Davidson was Prime Minister? challenge. See all 150 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 20:58, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 20:59, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 20:59, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 20:59, archived)
# That's not prejudiced or nuffink
well, they're a fire hazard int they?
(I helped save b3ta! bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 21:03, archived)
# Experience teaches
they do burn easily, yes.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Wed 10 Aug 2005, 21:06, archived)
# Steve Hawkin is a source of warmth every winter.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 21:08, archived)
#
Phwoar!
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Wed 10 Aug 2005, 21:08, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 21:09, archived)
# Arf
One of the few recent JD posts that's good.

*pins badge onto Squiddy*

217.112.92.203:8014/listen/pls

I'm on for the next hour... no funk tonight from me (for a change)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 21:05, archived)
# what download do I need to listen?
(I'm too stupid)
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 21:09, archived)
# iTunes
works well.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 21:10, archived)
# win
amp will play it.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 21:12, archived)
# click on linky
and the rest should be done automagically (it opens your default player, connect and plays)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 21:15, archived)
# That's ace!
Woo AND yay!
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 21:06, archived)
# Haha
I think it was the fact that the wheelchair users were at the front row and he tried to claim that he always mocks the front row so he was being "p.c." (nick, nick) by refusing to do the show as he didn't want to mock the disabled. How fucking patronising!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 21:07, archived)
# true
and if he thought it would be a problem, why didn't he just mock the second row back? very odd!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 21:10, archived)
# Ah because then he would feel as if
he was ignoring the front row of disabled people. It's amazing how people of prejudice get themselves into such a moral tangle over something which should be common-sense (i.e. yes, they are disabled and yes, they do have a sense of humour which includes self-mockery and being able to laugh at themselves)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 21:13, archived)
# There was a U.S. Senator
who, giving out awards to wheelchair-bound veterans, asked them all to stand when their names were called.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Wed 10 Aug 2005, 21:11, archived)
# Haha
Perhaps he had a Jesus Christ Complex.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 21:14, archived)