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# Threadwasting Apology
It was me. I put Wicksie up to it. Any baby mouth/eye/scary nightmares are infact his fault but due entirely to my 'no-nose' experiments of sunday, monday and last night.

What has done with that initial inspiration is up to him and any discussion about nightmares/loss of sleep/reduced hummus must be directed towards my Lawyers, namely Harbottle & Lewis, off Regent St, London W1. I thankyou.

Been out. Got Pissed. Ate PoshCurry™. Got home. Thrown Up. Sat here lurking to avoid 'HoverBed' syndrome....
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Thu 28 Nov 2002, 1:27, archived)
# Oooh
where do you get PoshCurry? Can't say as I saw it in the place where we get Vesta currys from.

And what clever individual decided that the company that makes matches would be a good one to do curry in the first place?

oh, waitaminit...
(MSPaintGuru, Thu 28 Nov 2002, 1:30, archived)
# ...
You post in a way that makes slugs and other invertebrates look like Nobel Prize winners. Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.

Thanks for your contribution, but if I had wanted to hear from somebody with your IQ, I'd be at my local supermarket talking to the vegetables. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself on the Internet. Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? Oh well, as the late Douglas Adams said: "You live and learn. At any rate, you live."

You are a bore, and a very dull one at that. You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't intellectually outclassed by dead sheep; if your weren't so fat from all that cheap beer you spend your Welfare payments on that your belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine, or if you didn't have a face that makes people ask: "Damn, is it Halloween already?" Nah, of course you would.

You're a message board freak. I know it's hard to accept the truth, but the truth it is, and accept it, you must.
(AmericaRocks, Thu 28 Nov 2002, 1:31, archived)
# you smell of wee.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 28 Nov 2002, 1:32, archived)
# Cut
and paste jobby?

edit: comeon then, where'd you nick it from?
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 28 Nov 2002, 1:32, archived)
# most likely.


Saying that, so was mine.....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 28 Nov 2002, 1:33, archived)
# Fast typer if not...
If the initial reply is deleted, that garbage will disappear and MSPaintGuru can put back his message....

It's a suggestion...
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Thu 28 Nov 2002, 1:35, archived)
# we'll wait and see if he justifies himself I think...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 28 Nov 2002, 1:37, archived)
# Nice thought from you Hobgoblin
But as the old adage goes about not feeding the trolls, well, let's just let everyone note AmericaRocks for his attitude to harmless, (relatively) innocent queries.

That way everyone sees him for being exactly what he is.
(MSPaintGuru, Thu 28 Nov 2002, 1:40, archived)
# A CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 28 Nov 2002, 1:42, archived)
# come on,
you may not like the content,
but admire the style.
No need to delete it, if that's how AmericaRocks wants to put themselves across then let b3tans see that and make their own minds up. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 28 Nov 2002, 1:45, archived)
# CUNT!
probably a cut n paste job though, cos there are words in that that could be easily swapped and made to be about something else. My guess is that was originally a reply to something totally different, and he just changed certain words in order to make it relevant to the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 28 Nov 2002, 1:47, archived)
# I think it was - witty insults courtesy of
www.insultmonger.com/insults/witty_insults/insults_about_stupid_people_9.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 28 Nov 2002, 1:49, archived)
# well done Fnord,
sniffed him out as a fraud!

the cad....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 28 Nov 2002, 1:51, archived)
# Wow!
and I thought I was bad.

I suppose it's probably improper to ask, but how come you have that link to hand.

come on, he's seen your work on the board, don't ask stupid fuggin' questions!
(MSPaintGuru, Thu 28 Nov 2002, 1:51, archived)
# I am just good at finding stuff
out.
Google is my friend. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 28 Nov 2002, 2:13, archived)
# Fair point
I suppose Prof, but I happen to doubt it was his own work. Highly reminiscent of something I saw in some ng's a while ago...

Anyway as you say, let the fellow b3tans decide, and they pretty much have. ;-0)
(MSPaintGuru, Thu 28 Nov 2002, 1:48, archived)
# i still think it's me
having a larf
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 28 Nov 2002, 1:50, archived)
# I'm
starting to believe that's true.
You seem to know too much for your own good professor
/sinister
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 28 Nov 2002, 1:52, archived)
# well....
not to put too fine a point on it, but

WOULDN'T YOU KNOW?????
(MSPaintGuru, Thu 28 Nov 2002, 1:53, archived)
# no It's not me unless
it's me from a month in the future having arrived in America and found out that b3ta time is just a big ruse to make us think we're in the future when really we're being edged off into a time bubble for future study and entertainment.

Well, you did ask.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 28 Nov 2002, 2:00, archived)
# Aha, well, in that case, can you tell me
who won the 3:30 from Lingfield next Saturday, us welfare types could do with some cash to support our beer habit!
(MSPaintGuru, Thu 28 Nov 2002, 2:02, archived)
# Number 6
"GottaLottaBottle"
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 28 Nov 2002, 2:05, archived)
# Singing
Milk has got a
Lottabottle
Milk has got a
Lottabottle
...

Oh shit - next I'll be doing the Kia-Ora ad or the Guinness Supporters Club
(MSPaintGuru, Thu 28 Nov 2002, 2:07, archived)
# Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts...
there they are all standing in a row.....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 28 Nov 2002, 2:10, archived)
# You've been
standing behind me all night, haven't you?
;-)
(MSPaintGuru, Thu 28 Nov 2002, 2:12, archived)
# yep.
Ive been cunningly disguised as a pair of curtains.....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 28 Nov 2002, 2:15, archived)
# Bastard!
That's why it's so hard to get out my door!!!!
(MSPaintGuru, Thu 28 Nov 2002, 2:18, archived)
# Friendly
little soul, ain't you!

Go take your Excedrin and come back when you're feeling a little less trollish! ;-)

Please....
(MSPaintGuru, Thu 28 Nov 2002, 1:33, archived)
# Or how about he just pulls his head out of his arse
and stick it in a food blender?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 28 Nov 2002, 1:34, archived)
# Well,
far be it from me to cast aspersions, but it does seem that for a single post troll, he's picked a very good name for himself...

What else could there be in his poor little cranium?
(MSPaintGuru, Thu 28 Nov 2002, 1:37, archived)
# sawdust?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 28 Nov 2002, 1:38, archived)
# You've Clearly
Never Been To The Massala Zone™...
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Thu 28 Nov 2002, 1:34, archived)
# Hehe
You will have your nightmares.
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 28 Nov 2002, 1:35, archived)
# that kids forehead is melting!
where did you get the picture from???

Chernobyl.com?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 28 Nov 2002, 1:36, archived)
# Gak!
now that is NOT the stuff that dreams are made of.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 28 Nov 2002, 1:36, archived)
# I dunno,
bet its popped into Gary Glitters head more than once.....



/Coat "TAXI!"
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 28 Nov 2002, 1:38, archived)
# Are any children safe from you?
.
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Thu 28 Nov 2002, 1:39, archived)
# apparently not...
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Thu 28 Nov 2002, 1:42, archived)
# Shabba!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 28 Nov 2002, 1:42, archived)
# hehe
That be me as a weee nipper
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 28 Nov 2002, 1:43, archived)
# I respect your mouth as eyes thing...
but can you fabricate luscious mullet hair like I can? can you? thats crafted that is. No masks. no fancy multimedia course! hahah

ok so i use potato all day every day and have v-1.0 for mac (no kidding - and it's still better than fuggin PaintShopPiss)...

Can anyone tell I'm pissed still?
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Thu 28 Nov 2002, 1:49, archived)
# Hehe
I got two on the front page at the same time, Then Pob knocked one off, but that was getting me back for knocking his off. Vicious circle.

Version 1? Bloody ell, i have version 5 that came free with our scanner i think. Now i have lovely version 7 on my PC. And troo paintshop piss is poor compared to tattyshop, but its getting better every release.
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 28 Nov 2002, 1:52, archived)
# excellent spelling for a drunkard sir!
When ive had a few too many, i struggle to find the "on" button on my PC, let alone type accurately....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 28 Nov 2002, 1:52, archived)