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If everyone was gay...

...it would cause a few problems for the human race

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(Scary, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:04, archived)

don't be silly,

people would just adopt.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:05, archived)

From whom?

if EVERYBODY were gay?

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:54, archived)

not necessarily

am I the only one here who saw the polish film on channel 4 set in a land where the only women on the planet were lesbians - apart from two men accidentally frozen in time. I see to remember something about using frozen sperm or science.

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:06, archived)

I didn't see that film, but now I wish I had...

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CaroWallis, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:08, archived)

trying hard to find the title

I think it was polish and a comedy satire

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:16, archived)

!!??

Have you been hacking into my dreams?

(Scary, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:09, archived)

Science can do anything

'Cause Stephen Hawking said so.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:09, archived)

Can it make him walk?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:12, archived)

He could walk years ago,

he just hasn't told anyone.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:14, archived)

I think you're onto something, there.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:59, archived)

I've seen it ...

I keep thinking Plan 9 from outer space ... but that's not it.

It's called SexMission: imdb.com/title/tt0088083/

Now if anyone else has seen LaCabina: imdb.com/title/tt0065513/ I'll be impressed.

EDIT: Also in the film they used sperm for their babies but screen it so only girls were born. Then these two guys break into the lab and wank into the sperm container to save the day. There is also a 3rd guy there who basically runs the place (he dresses as a woman).

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:12, archived)

Vaguely remembers

Dont the men from the telephone company cart the man off in the phone box to a place where there are lots of others like him, most of them dead?

May be on to something...

/edit Sex Mission ends with the birth of a boy.

(Foxypaws No, I'm Bob Pickering, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:21, archived)

That's the one !!

I saw it on BBC2 about 20 years ago and it spooked me. I've met one other person who's seen it and everyone else just thinks I must've been dreaming it.

And yes, SexMission ends with a boy being born.

Okay, so how about Hidden City: imdb.com/title/tt0095298/

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:26, archived)

Cor! I've seen both of the first two,

but not hidden city. I are 2/3rds rockin' on curious filmage.

And I'm in America next week, so I can go see Mirrormask. Whee!

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Fronds are waving gently on, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:32, archived)

Ohhh you bugger...

I'm really wanting to go and see that!

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:40, archived)

sounds interesting

but I've not seen it

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:33, archived)

Sounds

a bit like Brazil : imdb.com/title/tt0088846/

I prefer the lighter side of life

(Foxypaws No, I'm Bob Pickering, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:36, archived)

brazil's ace

not so fond of polanski, I've seen Macbeth and the Vampire Hunters but I'm not sure (having read the synopsis) how I'd take repulsion. Especially since reading helter-skelter.

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:39, archived)

Repulsion

scared the shit out of me. A great film.

(Foxypaws No, I'm Bob Pickering, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:43, archived)

Ahahaa

Brazil is the toppest top toppity top film ever ...

Okay, how about Hotel New Hampshire: imdb.com/title/tt0087428/
It's a bit more mainstream, but still quite obscure.

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:40, archived)

Nope

Sorry, not seen that one.

(Foxypaws No, I'm Bob Pickering, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:51, archived)

I've seen Brazil, at least.

In fact, I rescored it last week with my orchestra.
Fact.

These other films sound ~~wankable~~ interesting. maybe we'll rescore them.

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Trinosaur, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:51, archived)

It's been on TV a couple of times here

but also about twenty years ago.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:56, archived)

I remember it!

There were the two Buck-Rodger style frozen-in-time lads, and one other.

I seem to remember the two football teams swapping shirts aswell.

I though nobody else knew the film existed! Huzzah!

(Its called "Sexmission" and was make in 1983)

There's a picture of the poster HERE

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wooltech has his finger in the air so you can't see him, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:16, archived)

hooray

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:31, archived)

Rodger the Buck

... inspiration for later

(Foxypaws No, I'm Bob Pickering, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:37, archived)

Yes.. but they weren't lesbians

IIRC they'd had their sexual desire removed, and the process to create new children generated only women, or something.

(EssY, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 10:16, archived)

damn.

we almost reached 90.
in the late 80's too.
looks as if right at 1990 gay people showed up and started eating away at the population.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:08, archived)

If only you'd been twins...

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abandonnship, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:15, archived)

i am.

?
AHHHH it's you.
i knew i'd seen that username before.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:17, archived)

are you really?

AHHHH it's me

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abandonnship, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:20, archived)

no not really.

AHHHHH it's you.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:21, archived)

pfft

I like it when people just straight out lie like that

AHHHHH maybe it's not acutally me

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abandonnship, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:24, archived)

i hate it when i get chocolate mousse in my eye.

AHHHHHHH -checks your profile another couple times-
i think it's still you.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:26, archived)

i hate it when chocolate mousse is actually semen

yeah, it's still me

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abandonnship, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:28, archived)

actually i was lying before.

i love chocolate moussy eyes.
AHHH it's still you.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:29, archived)

i love it when guys cross their legs.

i laugh at them because they have vaginae.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:32, archived)

love the graph

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:13, archived)