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Hmmmmmm.....friendly turd is needed on this

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(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:16, archived)
# nite
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:20, archived)
# heh heh
Striaghts are from Mars
Gays are from Brighton
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:21, archived)
# What about Little Brighton?
(an area in Morley, West Yorkshire.)

A mate of mine from Wakefield reckons they called it Little Brighton "'cos i'ss full of fookin' FAGS!"
much in the way that Little London is called that because it's a shithole.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:23, archived)
# I'm willing to take his word for it
Never been to Yorkshire, far too forigen for my refined tastes....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:26, archived)
# Central Leeds and Headingley are full of posh people
ie. students. I am a long way out of my depth.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:27, archived)
# Posh Students?
I hate posh students
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:32, archived)
# Don't come to Leeds then!
Or Nottingham. Or Durham. Or Exeter. Or Bath. Or....
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:34, archived)
# ..
London or..
(Londingham ., Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:37, archived)
# You'd certainly be safe from them in Keighley.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:39, archived)
# I'm not traveling anywhere soon
/wears dark skin and a large backpack
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:53, archived)
#
(Londingham ., Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:56, archived)
# against the wall!!!


yer nicked
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:56, archived)
# *BANG!*



oh shit
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 2:04, archived)
# Ooh
*Is hypnotised by pretty lights*
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 4:25, archived)
# :) Ta
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:22, archived)
# any idea
where i can buy an external hard disc on the internet. every site i go to seems ok then wants to charge 10 pounds delivery.. or wait 2 weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:20, archived)
# ebay?
most of the crap I buy comes from there...

just need to watch out for nutters.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:21, archived)
# i can only use ebay when drunk.
i am not drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:22, archived)
# Most what I buy is ebay!
give in to free commerce :)..heheh
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:23, archived)
# Not sure why you'd want one.
If it's for portability you might do better with a USB flash pen drive, or an internal hard drive that you unplug from time to time and take for a walk.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:22, archived)
# incase my hard drive dies.
help store random torrents. allow me to share music and videos with friends. take music to uni. probably some more reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:24, archived)
# Just buy a cheap little internal one
and leave your computer's case loose.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:26, archived)
# i would rather have an external one.
which i would like to buy before post student loan confidence wears off.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:29, archived)
# Well, if you insist on paying extra for a fancy case and a cable.
It's your temporary money.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:30, archived)
# damn straight.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:31, archived)
# Maybe this?
www.ebuyer.com/customer/products/index.html?action=c2hvd19wcm9kdWN0X292ZXJ2aWV3&product_uid=90144
Oh, they charge £5.24 for shipping. Oh well.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:34, archived)
# thanks anyhoo
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:44, archived)
# Perhaps he has a laptop
with a crappy little internal drive.

That's why Mrs Nobody bought one.

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:25, archived)
# Heheh...
or she wants to store some 'stuff' where you can't find it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:26, archived)
#
That and because she noticed some money cluttering up our nice, clean bank account.
Can't be having that, gotta spend it as soon as.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:29, archived)
# 'he' needs to crap himself asap..
'she' is onto him! heheh
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:51, archived)
# Maplin
have got a special offer on. Sign up for their spam and you might get another quid or two off.
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:34, archived)
# G'night
*staples self to Atilla*
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:27, archived)