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(Psythor, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 23:51, archived)
# party hard and you could be HOT like ..
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 23:53, archived)
# ARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 23:54, archived)
# I`m waiting for T-Bag to appear ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 23:57, archived)
# Funnily enough, that's one of my nicknames
(Willboy:, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 23:58, archived)
# one of ?
Is "marquee boy" one of the others by any chance ?
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:03, archived)
# I found out the other day that
T-Shirt was ACTUALLY A BOY!!
Does that make my crispy pillows gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:11, archived)
# christ! did you not know that???
my A-Level physics teacher looked like T-Shirt

no wonder I failed my A-Levels

/master of shit excuses
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:12, archived)
# I have not encountered you here
in a longtime. :)

www.progrotech.com for my site
(Smudger, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:13, archived)
# it`s always nice to see older members pop on once in a while
hiya Smudgmeister

nearly bedtime.. yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:16, archived)
# pfffffffffffttttttttttt!
teehee!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 23:55, archived)
# Maybe even hotter.
Who knows?
(Amer3tan, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 23:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 23:58, archived)
# gfjghjgf
(osiem, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 23:59, archived)
# ughghh
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:00, archived)
# Ignore the bastards FPM, you had fun with your mates and that's what counts right?





did you wank him off in the alley of the backstage door?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:02, archived)
# he wanked over her baps
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:04, archived)
# Is that why he was so grumpy?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:05, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:07, archived)
# Aiiiieeeeee!
Teh carrots!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:04, archived)
# that`s really low(e)
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:06, archived)
# is that rob lowe?


i think rob lowe is a little bit stoned.
(schnurricane, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:06, archived)
# *joins in*
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 23:54, archived)
# Hehe
Have a (drunken) repost
(DaveUnnecessary, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 23:54, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 23:55, archived)
# Christ
must be West Midlands night on here
(Londingham ., Fri 14 Oct 2005, 23:56, archived)
# Que?
/offended Manc
(DaveUnnecessary, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 23:56, archived)
# Manc
?....
Thinks of lines in manc accent...
..
Ah, well, Manchester's just a wannabe Brum anyway...

(runs)
(very fast)


I dunno, it just seems to sound best in yam-yam, and it seems to be yam-yam night on the rest of the board.. kind of assumed
(Londingham ., Fri 14 Oct 2005, 23:58, archived)
# *Kills* *All* *Londinginginghams*
(((UK's Second City)))

(edit) Yamyam? What does? That's one of dem der scouses *spits* most loveable comedians, that is.
(editedit) I know a few Yamyams, was just wondering why the reference? *spits again on Stan Boardman's Scouse name*

I love dem der scouses in real life, honest
(DaveUnnecessary, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:00, archived)
# Bloody hell
The south-east and the midlands gone just like that.

Pros;
Houses cheaper

Cons;
Coronation street the only thing on TV

EDIT: yam-yam land is the mess area west of Birmingham proper, i.e Dudley, Wolverhampton etc, where they say "YAM oiright, mate"

EDITEDIT: example of yam-yam related post www.b3ta.com/board/5223991
(Londingham ., Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:03, archived)
# good ales and bitter
friendlier people... you could go on all night listing pros!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:05, archived)
# And the UK's second city
(first if you discount London on the grounds that it smells)
(DaveUnnecessary, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:07, archived)
# it bloody does too!
if it`s not pollution, on every street on a mildly warm day, all you can smell is piss

.. and no, it`s not my own; I`ve grown used to that particular perfume
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:08, archived)
# ahh,
that sweet London smell of wee, bus exhaust and sweat...
(Londingham ., Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:10, archived)
# ahh yes.. can`t wait to go back to work on Monday
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:13, archived)
# Don't forget the freshly-spilt blood of feuding immigrants!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:13, archived)
# Just seen your pic in the profile,
you are Smug Bastard AICMFP
(Londingham ., Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:15, archived)
# No.
I'll never be that good at gurning!
Besides, my hair is shaggier now - it covers that ugly mass of forehead....
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:18, archived)
# You forgot the taste of stress in the air.
"My jobs well important, coz it pays 50p an hour more than its Northern equivalent. Must panic."
(DaveUnnecessary, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:14, archived)
# Tis' true
You can't get a decent pint down here and the people wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
Not the case in Brum, though

In fact, lets dig a big trench at Watford Gap...

EDIT: Oi, Rik, thought you were in Crouch End sort of place??
(Londingham ., Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:07, archived)
# couldn`t even tell you where Crouch End is
except it sounds very amusing

I`m near Harrow, in the non-posh bit, and can make it to Reading (40 miles) in the car faster than I can get to work (~15 miles) using the tube
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:09, archived)
# oh
must have been somebody else, then.
I am in the evil Harringay, just N. of Finsbury Park. The smell of wee is particularly strong here..

('Londingham' is coz I am a Brummie studying down here..)
(Londingham ., Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:11, archived)
# you should track down CurryMonster`s pub near Seven Sisters
www.individualpubs.co.uk/oakdale/

lovely lovely booxe!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:15, archived)
# Didn't even know there was a pub there!
Quite often go to The Finsbury by Manor House tube, cheap beer (£1.35/pint)
(Londingham ., Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:18, archived)
# pop in and tell him you`re from b3ta
he might give you a free game of pool or something*

there`s a photo of him here:
www.tattyworld.net/userprofiles.php?UserInfo&users_id=8
we had a great bash there aaaaaages ago

*cannot guarantee this
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:21, archived)
# Night night, all
I am going to bed, because I have work in the morning.
My job pays 50p/hr more than its northern equivelant and its well important..blah blah www.b3ta.com/board/5224117
(Londingham ., Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:24, archived)
# nighty night
just think of all that extra rent you`re paying too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:26, archived)
# pffft
.
(DaveUnnecessary, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:35, archived)
# C'est true.
Mind you, our ears would still be injured by 'estuary English', since speakers of that vile tongue are fackin' impossible to escape from, mate!

Except in Teeside, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 0:07, archived)