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# who crimped off a seven-foot poo


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:25, archived)
# he was just getting up
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:25, archived)
# when his rectum went 'phutt'
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:26, archived)
# which was incredibly un-bazoo!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:27, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*falls off chair*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:28, archived)
# that was specially for you
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:29, archived)
# you with the wonderful shoe
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:32, archived)
# There once was a man called Dave...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:29, archived)
# who was known to live in a grave
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:30, archived)
# He wore a strange hat...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:30, archived)
# And was balding
and fat
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:31, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:32, archived)
# MORNINGTON CRESCENT!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:35, archived)
# fuckpants
I nearly had it too.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:36, archived)
# yeah, but you cross-reversed against the lateral . . .
Oxford street THEN Goodge street . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:36, archived)
# WRONG!
he was playing Hodgkin's variant!

any fule no!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:38, archived)
# he can't have been, otherwise
he wouldn't have been allowed Euston, due to the escalators!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:39, archived)
# You can if you trump with Hatch End...
(although, admittedly, he didn't).

Pah.


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:41, archived)
# well, obviously, If he had trumped . . .
I wouldn't have huffed!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:42, archived)
# i'd play the green park cross-table gambit
it's a cracker
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:42, archived)
# Ithought you could only do that
in the two-handed version?


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:44, archived)
# Ha!
I'm phoning in my instructions via proxy. Does that mean I win by default?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:55, archived)
# And he was in Nid at the thime
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:42, archived)
# yeah . . .
an' I'm burstin'!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:45, archived)
# then there was a the 1906 blackfriars rule change


(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:37, archived)
# possibly . . .
but always a risk with Prescott's opening . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:39, archived)
# There's always a risk
with Prescott's opening
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:43, archived)
# oh yes!
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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:46, archived)
# Argh
Kill it!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:52, archived)
# GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:54, archived)
# that's the story of Dave the Knave
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:33, archived)
# but much worse than that . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:32, archived)
# was his red suit, he found in a cave


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:35, archived)
# who bought some blue pills at a rave
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:30, archived)
# he got smacked off his tits...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:31, archived)
# and had one of his fits
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:31, archived)
# His wife had said
Dave Behave!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:32, archived)
# while he dined at the Ritz

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:32, archived)
# and now he's in need of a shave
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:32, archived)
# poor old dave
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:35, archived)
# they shrunk him a lot
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:31, archived)
# And hurt his big bot

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:32, archived)
# and now he wipes his arse with a lathe
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:33, archived)
# but his arse was brave
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:34, archived)
# whose humour was sometimes quite grave.

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:31, archived)
# he had a pet tick
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:32, archived)
# which right took the mick


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:33, archived)
# so now that tick is his slave!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:33, archived)
# When Dave's blood it started to crave
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:34, archived)
# And showed he's a bit of a Knave.

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:34, archived)
# Who surfed on the biggest wave
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:35, archived)
# when attacked by a shark
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:37, archived)
# it all went quite dark


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:37, archived)
# but somehow he ended up saved!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:39, archived)
# And a helicopter came along
to save!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:40, archived)
# I'm way way up here!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:37, archived)
# He started to cheer . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:40, archived)
# And now he sleeps
in a watery grave!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:41, archived)
# so he looked incredibly brave!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:41, archived)
# I actually did that last night
honest.

*points to the chair that is now in bits*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:44, archived)
# I had to scroll up sooooooo far!

Arf!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:46, archived)
# so he accompanied it on the kazoo
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:28, archived)
# also good!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:29, archived)
# and arc-welded his arse to the loo
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:29, archived)
# brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:30, archived)
# Hahahaha!
That has a certain elegance . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:33, archived)