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[challenge entry] Food for thought

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(Nu Media, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:05, archived)
# Eminem is not middle class!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:09, archived)
# Did he ever go to class?
(waxdart hello., Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:09, archived)
# no, he's just a stupid american uneducated yokel
making millions by doing what he loves, producing and releasing albums and music and touring the world surrounded by thousands of adoring fans...

wait, doesn't that make him fairly intelligent?
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:14, archived)
# I wish i never went to school
so I could do all those things.

School holds you back it seems.
(waxdart hello., Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:16, archived)
# no
having no ability that is commercially rewarding is holding us back.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:17, archived)
# So, spending lots of time
Posting pictures that are shopped is not commercially rewarding.

Its like we are all wasiting our time here.

Help!
Help!!
(waxdart hello., Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:23, archived)
# /\ This
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:17, archived)
# That depends, is being surrounded by Chavs and rednecks worth all that money?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:18, archived)
# Definitely "yes"!
*edit - was watching footie on TV with a mate a couple of years ago and I commented on how unbelievable a player Zidane is. My mate said 'yeah, but I bet he'd rather be a shit footie player and have a full head of hair.'
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:21, archived)
# oh
not too sure?
erm yes. cos you can afford to leave.
(waxdart hello., Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:21, archived)
# you'd have to be an absolute , complete windowsmashingwithyourfaceasyoutrytolickit retard
not to swap with eminem. he's got an amazing lifestyle. just because he's a twat doesn't mean you'd have to be, were you in his shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:21, archived)
# Clearly you've never lived in the kind of places I have...
plus I think you're all taking that waaaaaay too seriously.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:23, archived)
# it's just i stay awake at night
wishing i was surrounded by g's and hoes.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:24, archived)
# I stay awake at night wishing I had a scalectrix set that
allowed me to make tracks that ran through my neighbour's garden and back just to annoy them at night
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:28, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:37, archived)
# i wouldn't swap with him
no black people give him respek
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:33, archived)
# I'd bet that Dre 'respeks'..

At least the amount of money he makes for him, if nothing else!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:38, archived)
# or a talented dumbass
could go either way
(Slurpy The Frog, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:21, archived)
# Clearly I've missed something
what be all this eminem talk?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:14, archived)
# Stop slagging off Eminem
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:15, archived)
# god, when will it ever end


it's bordering on victimization now
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:16, archived)
# Yes,
I bet he sits on his piles on money crying himself to sleep at night!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:18, archived)
# to be fair
he is a bit of a nob.

anybody else want themselves summed up in 5 words or less?
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:19, archived)
# go on then
(Slurpy The Frog, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:22, archived)
# slurpy the fucking frog
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:23, archived)
# YOU'RE A FROG!
i feel like that black meteorologist from family guy...
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:23, archived)
# hahahahahahaha do me in four please
hahahahaha

god that cracked me up
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:23, archived)
# i don't know you
will that do?
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:26, archived)
# That's five!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:31, archived)
# i know you not
...pedantic bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:33, archived)
# ok, ok, I don't know who my father is... ok!!
do you have to throw it in my face every chance you get??

You cruel heartless Smash eating ratfink
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:38, archived)
# Doesn't make sense.
Next!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:11, archived)
# Yeah but Eminem is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:12, archived)
# I've heard he's never seen a gun..... ever!
not even on a film or anything
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:15, archived)
# hardly surprising considering how middle class he is

(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:21, archived)
# i bet he uses smash
instead of real taters.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:22, archived)
# hahahahahahah STOP!!!!
I'm weeing
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:23, archived)
# Hahahahahaha...
*smash* - ahh the vomit filled memories..
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:30, archived)
# it's not that bad really
add some butter and pepper, fry up some sausages and onions, add some gravy and you have yourself a pretty meal.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:37, archived)
# An oil painting of some flowers can be pretty..
Don't mean it's edible!!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:39, archived)
# If you're going to the effort of cooking anyway
why not cook some potatoes and squash them with the butter and pepper instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:43, archived)
# NO!
peeling and smashing is more effort than boiling a kettle. plus, potatoes go mouldy. mouldy potatoes fucking stink.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:48, archived)
# use them , buy more..
use them , buy more..
use them , buy more..

..see the pattern yet?


(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:59, archived)
# no

(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:24, archived)
# Too hi-brow
nor do I care. If it works for them then so be it. I believe there a square of Picadilly for this sort of banter.. yes/no?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:34, archived)
# mnnnnnn Picallili


where did Fozzie bear go?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:37, archived)
# Presumably felt guilty
about pearoasting in a new thread...
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:38, archived)
# vanished apparently!
WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE THREADS!!!

Hiya m3.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:39, archived)
# Helo!


/From Finland
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 18:45, archived)