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[challenge entry] I don't care what the rules would be,
what prizes would be on offer,
or who would present it

I just want to see this on my TV NOW!

From the Gameshows Inspired by Songs challenge. See all 299 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 14:04, archived)
# pffft
bizarre
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 14:06, archived)
# odd.
most odd.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 14:07, archived)
# Huzzah!
I'd play it.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 14:09, archived)
# This is disgusting!



oh, wait, they're legal now...
woo! Yay! Put this on TV!
(Pigpen was 'ere on, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 14:09, archived)
# barely legal and drug-addled alcoholics
a fine combination
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 14:19, archived)
# ^^
this
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 14:21, archived)
# i would hope so
i've been grooming them for years.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 14:31, archived)
# I so bloody well would!
They're 16 now right?

*doesn't care anyway and wants to do Lindsay Lohan*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 14:17, archived)
# Pfff!

(T.J - a tech support call I dealt with recently:

ME: I have just forwarded you an email from a site you have just subscribed to.

STAFF PERSON: ok

ME: You mispelled your email address, you must enter it exactly, or it will end up in the default mail bin.

STAFF PERSON: so?

ME: *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 14:24, archived)
# Users - fucking morons the lot of them!
Did he point out that (despite your cunning Ninja edit) in the context you used it, "too" should have been "to"?
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 14:26, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 14:27, archived)
# ho!

(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 14:32, archived)
# hum!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 14:33, archived)
# bug
.
(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 14:41, archived)
# ger

(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 14:41, archived)
# rof
.
(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 14:42, archived)
# pfft indeed
I have 3 machines in the workshop, all of them suffered the same fate when a "trainee" switched the voltage switch on the back of each power supply from 240 down to 110 as he thought "they were running a bit hot, so I thought less voltage would cool them down"

**speechless

(me) when the 1st one stopped working, did you not think that a little odd?

(him) "no... I thought maybe it was just a one off"

(me) "and the next one?"

(him) "I just wanted to make sure"

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 14:29, archived)
# **speechless

Did he not think to give them a nice cool glass of lemonade?
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 14:30, archived)
# eek!
dont say that!

I already seen one twunt with an icepack sitting on top of a server......
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 14:39, archived)
# lovely
who are they?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 14:25, archived)
# you square
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 14:28, archived)
# Are you serious?
They are the much-famed, dubious jail-bait, actresses the Olsen Twins



(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 14:30, archived)
# i like the topless shot
are they porn stars?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 14:32, archived)
# if being a porn star
means hordes of lonely men fire salty loads at your image on tv and in magazines

then yes, they certainly are
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 14:34, archived)
# *wishes they were*

(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 14:45, archived)
# Looks like it
and what's this about jailbait, can I spray my filth or not?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 14:50, archived)
# Go for it
I won't tell anyone (except them v )
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 14:56, archived)