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[challenge entry] Onions
my first 'pearoast for comp'
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From the Anthropomorphisation challenge. See all 301 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Novander doesn't like you as much as you think, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 2:02, archived)
# ?!fuck the what
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 2:04, archived)
# If you put a piece of bread
under your top lip it stops you crying when you chop onions.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 2:04, archived)
# But
if you put a loaf of bread on your head when you chop onions, it often falls off.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 2:11, archived)
# all u have to do
is chop the root off (with a sensible margin of error) first and throw it away. tis the root that causes the nastiness
(I helped save b3ta! SteelPriest, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 2:19, archived)
# onionise
if you stuff your eyes with bread when you chop onions I find that helps
(Niblet, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 2:26, archived)
# I find Not being a wuss helps.
:P
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Fri 25 Nov 2005, 2:28, archived)
# i hold the onion away from my face
it's not as exciting as the bread option ( or indeed the under-the-tap method), but it's effective enough. And requires no props.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 2:43, archived)
# I just
wear contact lenses. No problems at all. It stops the onion vapoury stuff from forming an acid, which is the cause of stinging eyes. There's a Top Tip for your next newsletter, Rob. :)
(Pseudonym, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 3:09, archived)
# Just peel it underwater.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 4:41, archived)
# mong!
(Lord Ponsonby Smythe, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 9:23, archived)