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[challenge entry] My fathers old guitar

Technecly, i couldent take a picture of it so i found one simiular.

i made it with Paint. the shame.

From the Anthropomorphisation challenge. See all 303 entries (closed)

(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 19:45, archived)
# it wore an................................
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 19:46, archived)
# string bikini
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 20:16, archived)
# nice but it`s a 348K BMP
jpg it, that man, before you get a boot in the apricots!
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 19:46, archived)
# I tried to chane it to GIF
But from some reason the lines had become white so i couldent upload it
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 19:48, archived)
# there`s probably too many colours for GIF without it looking shite
GIF only supports 256 colours.. if you JPG it at say 60-70% it should still be grand, but a lot smaller
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 19:50, archived)
# I can see it's 'G'-String!
and please optimise this as a jpeg - its more than a tad large!

well noticed, Rik
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 19:46, archived)
# how can you miss the
upward loading method of doom!!!
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 19:47, archived)
# couldn`t bloody miss it
.. have been re-installing the PC, and managed to buy an OEM copy of XP that`s off the back of a fucking lorry

so I don`t have the graphics card drivers installed and it the pic was creeping up the page like a spider up a .. er.. page
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 19:48, archived)
# hmmm, it spun right past me that pic....
normally, I can sniff out a .bmp at 100 paces
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 19:50, archived)
# you`ve gone right downhill ever since that board nazi pic disappeared off the face of the net
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 19:50, archived)
# Thats cos every f*cker linked to it and bum-raped my bandwidth
I'll put it back if people host it individually
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 19:51, archived)
# well I did ask :p
there aren`t even that many board nazis.. fucking bandwidth stealing cunt nazis
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 19:53, archived)
# can' even trust the nazis around here - grrrr!
although my next project is to sort out the men from the chiddlers around here and design a
"I pay income tax to fund your student life, so get off B3ta and back to class" badge...
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 19:54, archived)
# fucking right
and us income tax paying slackers can live happily!
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 19:55, archived)
# quite so....
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 19:56, archived)
# Thats becouse the picture hates you all.
My dads guitar isnt Nazi-she hates everyone- not only Juds, gays, handycaps and other minorities.

Oh, BTW, i cant be a Nazi cus i'm an Israely. and stop wining, it's Gif now.
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 20:00, archived)
# whining?
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 20:20, archived)