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[challenge entry] My fathers old guitar


Technecly, i couldent take a picture of it so i found one simiular.

i made it with Paint. the shame.

From the Anthropomorphisation challenge. See all 301 entries (closed)

(Scotchman, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 19:45, archived)
# it wore an................................
itsybitsyteenyweeny
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 19:46, archived)
# string bikini
uugh
(Slartibartfast.... designer of coastlines, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 20:16, archived)
# nice but it`s a 348K BMP
jpg it, that man, before you get a boot in the apricots!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 19:46, archived)
# I tried to chane it to GIF
But from some reason the lines had become white so i couldent upload it
(Scotchman, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 19:48, archived)
# there`s probably too many colours for GIF without it looking shite
GIF only supports 256 colours.. if you JPG it at say 60-70% it should still be grand, but a lot smaller
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 19:50, archived)
# I can see it's 'G'-String!
and please optimise this as a jpeg - its more than a tad large!

well noticed, Rik
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 19:46, archived)
# how can you miss the
upward loading method of doom!!!
(fred dibnah saved my life, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 19:47, archived)
# couldn`t bloody miss it
.. have been re-installing the PC, and managed to buy an OEM copy of XP that`s off the back of a fucking lorry

so I don`t have the graphics card drivers installed and it the pic was creeping up the page like a spider up a .. er.. page
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 19:48, archived)
# hmmm, it spun right past me that pic....
normally, I can sniff out a .bmp at 100 paces
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 19:50, archived)
# you`ve gone right downhill ever since that board nazi pic disappeared off the face of the net
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 19:50, archived)
# Thats cos every f*cker linked to it and bum-raped my bandwidth
I'll put it back if people host it individually
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 19:51, archived)
# well I did ask :p
there aren`t even that many board nazis.. fucking bandwidth stealing cunt nazis
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 19:53, archived)
# can' even trust the nazis around here - grrrr!
although my next project is to sort out the men from the chiddlers around here and design a
"I pay income tax to fund your student life, so get off B3ta and back to class" badge...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 19:54, archived)
# fucking right
and us income tax paying slackers can live happily!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 19:55, archived)
# quite so....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 19:56, archived)
# Thats becouse the picture hates you all.
My dads guitar isnt Nazi-she hates everyone- not only Juds, gays, handycaps and other minorities.

Oh, BTW, i cant be a Nazi cus i'm an Israely. and stop wining, it's Gif now.
(Scotchman, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 20:00, archived)
# whining?
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

:p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 20:20, archived)