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[challenge entry] You may be too young to remember.

God I hate that bitch. To this very day. And as for 'the two Davids', don't get me started...

From the "Oh No" Moments From History challenge. See all 175 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! petuniadb, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 12:15, archived)
# What
about the 2 Davids?

/hides

woo btw
(I helped save b3ta! Schrodinger, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 12:16, archived)
# they don't celebrate it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 12:17, archived)
# they don't celebrate it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 12:26, archived)
# eerrr
dejadu.com/david.html
(a_pair_of_shitty_pants thats The Kinks you prick!, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 12:20, archived)
# Not surprised
he doesn't want to start about that. It's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Schrodinger, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 12:30, archived)
# She was....
....the best PM of the 20th (and 21st) century. Then again, the competition wasn't up to much.

(She was still a bitch tho')
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 12:17, archived)
# she destroyed this countries economy, and sent us to war for no apparent reason
oh she was fucking brill
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 12:34, archived)
# hmmm
same M.O. - Is George W just Maggie in disguise?
(Neuromesh, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 13:08, archived)
# haha
you almost sounded serious there.
Glad to know you were just joking and not an ignorant fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 13:03, archived)
# Hahaha
Poor bastards, I can think of nothing more depraved than call center work.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 12:17, archived)
# Telesales
is way more depraved.

It's the "Tesco value job".
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 12:18, archived)
# Telesales/call centers,
Cold calling wins, but sitting in a people farm all day waiting for stoners to call you up asking about flights to amsterdam, and godawful women with their 50 kids screaming down the phone asking about the cheapest way to get to "alicanteeeee"......

*seethes*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 12:21, archived)
# I sense bitter experience
By the way, what is the cheapest way to get to Alicanteeeeeee?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 12:25, archived)
# NOT teletext
Even though we were told to claim this, and despite customers giving us clear evidence that they could get it cheaper on t'internet we STILL had to claim we were cheaper.

"we don't charge you for any extras, Sir"

"I don't want any extras"

"Thats fine, but our price wont escalate if you do"

"but I don't"

"Okay then...car hire?"
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 12:31, archived)
# I've dont that - it was an awful job
I got told off for drawing.

It's not my fault I doodle better than they draw.

and the people who call up are scum.

Scum talking to scum - this country is going to the dog.
(waxdart hello., Fri 2 Dec 2005, 12:25, archived)
# I discovered the perfect blag for sickies though
If you dissapear for a day or two, don't answer the phone, nobody knows where you are etc etc, then turn up as normal two days after. When they ask you where you were, claim it's "personal" and that you'd like a "quiet chat". Then tell them you've got some mental problems, nothing serious and you promise it'll never happen again. They'll keep a wide berth, never bother you and days off can be had whenever you want.

Winner.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 12:28, archived)
# hahaha the yuppy is the best
some posh recruitment agent bird phoned me the other day, and every 2nd word was one of super, absolutely, or totally
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 12:17, archived)
# My bosses are like that
abso-luuuutely - every second word
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 12:19, archived)
# KILL. THEM. ALL.

even the queen doesn`t speak like that, and she invented English
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 12:21, archived)
# *Hides*.
/Says 'super-duper' a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 12:26, archived)
# super duper is grand though
or "goody goody gumdrops"

.. or beezer, class.. but NOT ees wikkid, innit!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 12:30, archived)
# Shes German!
(waxdart hello., Fri 2 Dec 2005, 12:26, archived)
# see! err.. SEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 12:30, archived)
# my boss just swears ans smokes
which sounds pretty good on paper, but isn't to clever in real life. id take super, totaly and the other stuff anyday.
(a_pair_of_shitty_pants thats The Kinks you prick!, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 12:21, archived)
# love it
fecking bitch she was.
(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Fri 2 Dec 2005, 12:20, archived)