The birth of Celine Dion is one disaster that will not soon be forgot.
Quick and shit
From the "Oh No" Moments From History challenge. See all 175 entries (closed)
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Quick and shit
From the "Oh No" Moments From History challenge. See all 175 entries (closed)
( , Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:25, archived)
all babies look dead when they come out
most've them look a bit mouldy round the edges as well
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Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:28,
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^this
it's scary as fuck until they cry, and then you know they're alive alright ;)
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Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:30,
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haha
until you realise that's a sound you'll be putting up with for the next fourteen years
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Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:32,
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yeh
and then it's replaced with "lend us a fiver/tenner/fifty grand"*
*delete as necessary.
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Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:35,
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*delete as necessary.
Having seen at least 1000 of the little darlings...
i'd say it turned out ok - apart from the plethoric legs and the enormous celine dion shaped head (but that'll fade with time ;) )
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Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:33,
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shhh
The mob will be at your door with torches and pitchforks if you say that out loud.
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Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:39,
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ha! don't joke - it actually happened...
a paediatrician was hacked to death because his neighbours thought paediatrician=paedophile...
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Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:40,
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That's techincally correct
As paediatricians are generally people who
"love children".
It's just that society has perverted the word "paedophile" from its correct, literal sense.
/back to talking shite
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Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:44,
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"love children".
It's just that society has perverted the word "paedophile" from its correct, literal sense.
/back to talking shite
in fact
the correct term for a person who desires sexual relations with a child is "pederast".
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Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:45,
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O157:H7 I presume...
or maybe:O26:H11, O103:H2, O111:NM or O113:H21?
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Sun 4 Dec 2005, 23:06,
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you help sick children?
i bet women love you, damn my lack of education
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Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:39,
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they would - if I looked more like George Clooney...
...and less like Sergeant Bilko
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Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:41,
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They look like foul
little beasts and it makes you wonder if they threw the wrong bit away. They are an horrendous colour and their heads are all mashed in. But you grow to tolerate them. I'm not having any more though, nosiree, this one will kill me off when he starts playing football.
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Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:37,
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Ha. Us
lads spend 9 months getting out and the rest of our lives trying to get back in!
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Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:38,
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Clearly
You have never been to the Cornish shithole they call Redruth.
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Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:35,
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