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not again.
From the The Worst Christmas Ever challenge. See all 95 entries (closed)
(, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 3:32, archived)
pffffffffffffffffffthate it when that happens. :)
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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre,
Thu 8 Dec 2005, 3:33,
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Timmy's Xmas present for 2006:a face transplant.
Gosh, it's great to have these things sorted out so far ahead of time.
(Gosh, it's great to have these things sorted out so far ahead of time.
Shiksa,
Thu 8 Dec 2005, 3:37,
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you want to touch his pipeaicmfp
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre,
Thu 8 Dec 2005, 3:39,
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cor, stop it.i'll never sleep on my front tonight now. :/
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre,
Thu 8 Dec 2005, 3:42,
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-snaps finger--says damn under breath-
-does it twice for no reason-
(,
Thu 8 Dec 2005, 3:49,
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-does it twice for no reason-
your snappy damn or your 10 pg paper?will do either, but not both.
(,
Thu 8 Dec 2005, 3:52,
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The paperIt's on hard science versus science as a metaphor in some plays and shit
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abandonnship,
Thu 8 Dec 2005, 3:56,
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There are 3 topicstwo of which I ended up writing earlier in the semester, and the third blows, so basically I'm doubling the length of a paper I've already written. Woo yay.
( abandonnship,
Thu 8 Dec 2005, 3:59,
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I have a 5 page research paper due tomorrowand haven't started. And I have finals tomorrow, so I have a very limited time and should actually be studying for finals instead of thinking about doing the paper.
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Thu 8 Dec 2005, 4:12,
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you poor sodsI don't have any papers due, I'm off work this week and I'm eating junk food and drinking alcohol.
pwnzill0r.
(pwnzill0r.
Shiksa,
Thu 8 Dec 2005, 4:27,
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Well, after finals tomorrowI'm going to get trashed every night for a week straight and fondle pretty college age girls. After that, I'm off of school for a month.
(,
Thu 8 Dec 2005, 4:36,
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That brings back fond memories.Those calm, collected 10 molar Christmas mornings.
/love the dad. Woo.
(/love the dad. Woo.
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Thu 8 Dec 2005, 3:43,
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A certain 1950's Father Knows BestAcid shower.
/I really shouldn't be laughing at this. Hhaha.
(/I really shouldn't be laughing at this. Hhaha.
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Thu 8 Dec 2005, 3:46,
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*Thinks of the dissociation that's going on on Timmy's face**fwaps*
( abandonnship,
Thu 8 Dec 2005, 3:46,
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I can't wait to find out what's in the other boxes./I've got to go before I break my abdomen laughing. Ouch!
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Thu 8 Dec 2005, 3:52,
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one is filled with anthrax.some have liquid aids or herpes. one is actually pandora's box itself, and the bow is made of razor blades. various diseases and bear traps lie inside the remaining boxes.
(,
Thu 8 Dec 2005, 3:55,
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That made me laugh far too loudly- someone stuck their head into my room to see if I was alright(
abandonnship,
Thu 8 Dec 2005, 3:45,
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I should know.I had to take chemistry TWICE. :(
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Thu 8 Dec 2005, 3:46,
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I took it for 3 years* in high schooland am failing it my first year at college. Go figure
*not had to repeat it 10 times, took 3 courses
(*not had to repeat it 10 times, took 3 courses
abandonnship,
Thu 8 Dec 2005, 3:48,
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Also failing the exact same calc course I took last yearcollege is a crazy place
( abandonnship,
Thu 8 Dec 2005, 3:51,
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The only thing that keeps me goingis a mix of electronica, Easy-Mac, and Facebook photo albums...
( abandonnship,
Thu 8 Dec 2005, 4:05,
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Although you can't cook it in a Chinet paper bowlas I learned tonight
( abandonnship,
Thu 8 Dec 2005, 4:09,
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It's only useful for times like this anyways.Or for Timmy!
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Thu 8 Dec 2005, 3:50,
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If only he'd kept in mindthe Ka of his Christmas gifts...
( abandonnship,
Thu 8 Dec 2005, 3:51,
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It's Gibbs free energy that keeps giving. cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Thu 8 Dec 2005, 3:53,
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