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[challenge entry] Not only
the worst christmas ever, it's my worst nightmare.


Unless someone gives me a baseball bat for christmas.

Best.
Christmas.
Ever.

From the The Worst Christmas Ever challenge. See all 95 entries (closed)

(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:31, archived)
# haha
and the best christmas present ever? is it this?
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:32, archived)
# It'll never work.
And it won't match my blue LED loveliness.
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:33, archived)
# Yus - if they could make it in blue
and with a PS/2 connection, it would definately be the coolest thing ever! And I'm currently making a way of turning my bedroom light on and off from my PC! It'd be cooler than that!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 17:20, archived)
# My word, thats cool
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:34, archived)
# as technically cool as it is
I still think you'd look an utter twerp using one on a train to type into your PDA
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:35, archived)
# typing down on all fours in the aisle
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:38, archived)
# with your cock

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:57, archived)
# actually if you could do that
then that would be uber cool
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Dec 2005, 17:01, archived)
# I think I could type with Mr Gimpson's cocck quite easily
assuming it had been severed!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 17:17, archived)
# A chap at work has one of those
- the novelty wore off after a few days (rather like the F5 key on my keyboard, arf!)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:35, archived)
# it's shit

shit hot!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:37, archived)
# in all honesty
If Jordan and skinny spice turned up at my door together, I'd probably spaff my pants
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:32, archived)
# you could try to shag Jordan thougth
I'd give Posh a go as well actually

and Bechahm...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:36, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:37, archived)
# definately would if she looked like that
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:39, archived)
# *spaffs pants
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:39, archived)
# GAK!
hatehatehatehate
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:40, archived)
# Oooh, no thank you.
I prefer women with the ability to string more than two sentences together without using the words 'you know what I mean?'.

Oh, and a nice big arse.

They have neither.
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:39, archived)
# one word:

Wangers!

I'm not going to fucking talk to her anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:41, archived)
# Fair enough!
Make her scream for me!

Bitch.
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:42, archived)
# One should never
remove one's penis from her mouth. Then there is no opportunity for verbal dreadfulness.
(The Lord God Almighty My bottom smells of poo, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:45, archived)