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[challenge entry] Cornering the market

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(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 23:31, archived)
# Oi!
That market's cornered!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 23:32, archived)
# already exists...
(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 23:48, archived)
# Nice pootling!
:)
(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 23:32, archived)
# nice
mindpissing
(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 23:33, archived)
# mwhahahahahahahahahahaha!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 23:35, archived)
# Luvverly pootling!
but is catnip a drug?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 23:33, archived)
# not a clue, I could uncompo it
(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 23:39, archived)
# it is if you're a cat.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 23:40, archived)
# too right
I've always wanted to buy shit loads and stick tons of it down on a road in a residential area
sell the squished kitties to kebab houses

easy money,
(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 23:50, archived)
# I was asking in general,
not cos you'd compo'd it.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 23:44, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 23:54, archived)
# it's a plant.
Catnip (Nepeta cataria) contains a substance called cis-transnepetalactone which when inhaled or eaten is thought to be hallucinogenic through the stimulation of centres in the brain. However, only about 50-70% of cats show the typical behavioural response - so there may be a genetic basis to the behaviour.

Typically behaviour includes :

Excited hunting and attacking
Rubbing
Shaking
Increased salivation
Rolling
Jumping
After a while the cat becomes immune to the effects.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 23:58, archived)
# nicely
woo
:)
edit: icon has just told me i'm 3 years old! yay!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 23:33, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
*offers Jaffa Cakes*
(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 23:35, archived)
# cheers, me old china
*takes jaffa cakes*
(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 23:45, archived)
# Well done!
May it continue.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 23:35, archived)
# : )
you'll be next
(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 23:44, archived)
# awwwwwww Happy Birthday to one of my most favourite b3tans ever!~

*hugs*
(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 23:38, archived)
# *cough*




*nudges*
(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 23:38, archived)
# Oh, sorry, and of course 100% Kitten
(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 23:39, archived)
# you bastard.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 23:40, archived)
# :) I love you, you know that
and I can't wait to come work at the guest house in Brighton once you get it all set up.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 23:48, archived)
# april 20th.
all we have to do now is find somewhere to live and somewhere for me to work.

easy.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 23:56, archived)
# awww...me too
and what a strange coincide that it was you
woo
(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 23:41, archived)
# god. i can feel the love.
*vomits*
(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 23:45, archived)
# b3ta manlove & stella
the perfect combination
(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 23:47, archived)
# *cleans up your vomit for you*
*makes you some dry toast and a hot cup of tea*

*puts you on the couch and turns on the muppet show*

Feel the love now?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 23:47, archived)
# christ.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 23:55, archived)
# I'm all about the love


g'night b3tans!~
(, Sat 14 Jan 2006, 0:06, archived)
# night!
:)
(, Sat 14 Jan 2006, 0:13, archived)
# :)
one day... one day
(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 23:49, archived)
# ha ha
(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 23:34, archived)
# haha
i'm lovin' it
(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 23:36, archived)