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[challenge entry] if cowboy builders ran the world, a dome that looks like a spilt ice cream will cost billions of billions of pounds

hahaha
hang on....

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(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 2:56, archived)
# hahahahahha
(Londingham ., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 2:58, archived)
# FUCKIG FUCK
I'M FUCKING ANGRY NOE YOU FUCKING FUCKS
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:04, archived)
# FUCKING FUCKING WHY YOU FUCKING
FUCKERER OF FUCKERS?
(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:04, archived)
# the one time, i pull someone who is attractive and interesting and intelligent in a bar a mate fucks it up
is it stalkerish to go to her adress* to go knock on her door some time?

*she gave me that but not her number#

edit:

*fetches more "super bock"*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:08, archived)
# you got her address but not her number?
i think that's self explanatory hahah

what did your mate do to fuck it up?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:12, archived)
# existed
it's enough, believe me
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:13, archived)
# leave a note at her address
something to the effect of "i'm sorry, the other night did not go how i wanted it to, i blame my (former) mate; i had a lot of fun talking to you and was wondering if it was possible to try again. same bar, same time?"

you charming git you
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:17, archived)
# i like you a great deal
as that was my plan anyway
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:19, archived)
# well let me know how it goes, mate
if she's as intelligent as you say she is, there's no reason for it not to work!

/feels like peter sallis for some inexplicable reason
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:24, archived)
# will do
it's odd, i don't think either of us realised we hadn't given out numbers till she was on the bus home without me*... so she screamed her adress out the window for me instead

*one of the roles the mate of mine played
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:31, archived)
# i've high hopes for you my son
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:35, archived)
# i hope she goes for it.
put an aubergine in your pants to impress her.

in the front, not the back.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:27, archived)
# pffft
oldest joke in the book yet still made me chortle
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:28, archived)
# heh.
i used to tell that to wee tots when i had them about, made me popular with all the moms.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:29, archived)
# "alright kids, what starts with C, ends in T, is round, hairy and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
"COCONUT!"
"well done dears"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:32, archived)
# how rude!
heh.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:35, archived)
# "what goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky?"
"BUBBLE GUM!"
"these kids are great!"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:36, archived)
# q) whats pink and hard?

a) pig with a knife..
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:47, archived)
# If she's disappointed after
it's her fault for being greedy
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:30, archived)
# i'm more of a marrow man
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:33, archived)
# but of course...
...if she's ecstatic, she may have a vegetable fetish and leave him crying in his beer while she runs off home to violate herself.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:33, archived)
# get her number
from the phone book?
(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:13, archived)
# hahaha, i like your style
but no, for so many reasons
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:14, archived)
# I say, no it's not.
 
..but then again, I'm thinking of making a t-shirt that reads, "I'm a lover not a stalker".
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:19, archived)
# alas, womankind as a whole has blurred the line between romance and stalking
a girl would say "i wish some guy would serenade me at my window and sweep me off my feet" but then if someone actually did that she'd speed-dial the police
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:20, archived)
# foolish girl.
if i had a hypno-loveslave, i'd have him do my evil bidding and rule the universe.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:25, archived)
# i just did a fart that smelt like cheshire sheese
how culd anyone resist me...
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:32, archived)
# nothing is more irresistible than ass-curds.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:34, archived)
# you should make a cartoon
out of the whole episode, humiliate your ex mate here on b3ta in cartoon stylee



(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:54, archived)
# chill ouuut
it's a shortcut
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:07, archived)
# we've got a stupid dome here, too.
they foolishly had a public contest to name it, claiming thatr the most popular choice would win. needless to say, 'con-dome' was a write-in with over 50% of the people who hated the stupid thing, but it mysteriously lost to 'sky-dome'.

i still want to blow the fucking thing up.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:04, archived)
# I suppose 'Pleasuredome' was out of the question.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:08, archived)
# i think that was a popular choice, too.
it's been too long, though. my mind is fogged by age and bitterness.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:10, archived)
# "Chromedome."
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:12, archived)
# haha
in xanadu, did kublai khan, a pleasuredome ERECT
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:12, archived)
# ^stately
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:13, archived)
# they should call it "dome-inoes"
and discretely sell pizzas
(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:17, archived)
# This is a Good Plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:19, archived)
# they should call it 'anal warts'.
more honest and better tasting.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:24, archived)
# hahaha
on the east end of the choptank river bridge in maryland, in sailwinds park, they erected a massive sail as a tourist attraction/eyesore

it blew over the first three times they tried to put it there, and it looks more like a white dorito than a sail
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:09, archived)
# heh
sounds like near where i live, where they erected a bare mast to commemerate some fishing thing
its a flagpole now and still no one notices it
(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:12, archived)
# commemorating fishing?
i thought i was backwoods... :-P
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:15, archived)
# hurray for monuments to fisting!

oh....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:30, archived)